whitesox247 and I co-wrote this and I felt like pulling it up (with a few changes) in honor of Frank's being on 2nd in the home run race with his blast last night that enabled the victory.
Two tailgaters go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess whos back, back again
Hurt is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back!
He created a monster, cuz nobody wants
To see Frank no more
They want Hurt on chopped liver
Well if you want Hurt, then this is what he'll give ya....
50 home runs and an MVP sticker
Some concourse shots that'll jump start your heart quicker
than a shock when you get rocked at U.S. Cellular
by the rest of the Sox who will co-operatin'
When Frank's jockin' the Cell and the Sox operatin' (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debatin'
Cause Frank's back, Twins and KC now start fadin'
I know that you got a job Mariotti
but our 2003 Sox will be complicating
So the Cubune Corp. won't let Frank be
or let Frank be he, so let me see
They try to shut us down in the MLB
But Frank will lead us, in our victories.