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The headless Mike Caruso is in fine shape too and I see someone using it about every other game - I think it will outlast us all!

I'm a protestant with definate views on the stupidity (unworkability and almost malfiesance of celibacy - not that married clergy necessarily make better anythings than non married celibate ones but that is another issue you know that celibacy was instituted as a rule for no other reason than because bishops were passing their rich episcopal incomes and dioceses from father to son to grandson in the late 700s to early 1100s or so when celibacy was ordered - if everyone were celibate, then of course no children to corruptly pass the money too, was the theory. They dress up celibacy now as having all kinds of other meanings but it was financial corruption for why it was instituted.

I am and I do

oh, that guy was horrid - right after Take Me Out to the Ball Game - but even worse, the people who stand up and do The Chicken Dance, they should be sterilized so they cannot breed - and the night back in what 95 or so they had Macarana Night I thought I was in hell

Obviously that should have been phrased better - I hate the annoying man who brings his daughter and her girlsfriends to the games and sits a few rows in front of me - the idiot stands up, half takes his wallet out of his pocket, and says, "what do you want" and his daughter says "some food item" and then he says "you can't have that" and she names another food item and they go all through the menu item by item until they fiunally agree what she can have, and then he asks the girlfriends if they want it, too, and they of course don't, so we go throuigh that all over again for each girlfriend. And that is like 3 times a game. Can't the f***er ask the question and play that game SITTING DOWN?

your list sucks totally for the ommision of the ATM race.

damn do I hate that one!

yeah, I can appreciate that, and I average a very high number of games per season too and I think people who drink at the park are morons, I get so tired of the same moronic comments from semi blitzed people who think they are so original, but you never hear me complain... I think people who don't stand for Home Run of the Century are morons - I think anyone who yells out "2" "2" for the hat trick is a moron - anyone who yells "green, green" during the frog race is a moron - anyone who yells "pepperoini pepperoni" who is not under 12 during the pizza race is a moron - I think the ATM race is the epitome of moronicism - I think people who b**** about the upper deck are morons - but you don't hear me complain!

again folks, I hate the wave but as zach says, we need the casual fans and be glad there are enough people there to do it how much time does it take from your life to ignore it? It never lasts more than a few minutes - no need to condemn what other people find fun - let people be without all the judgment I like to wave my white sock when we score - I like to stand for Home Run of the Century and not everyone does - whatever, people, a bunch of pseudo purists here who really should be happy that we have fans showing up (and I think the pizza race is for children - others don't - rationalize it all one wants - let each do their own thing - some get off on the hat trick, some on the ATA plane race - whatever, people, be glad there are fans there to cheer the Sox, not for us to look down our noses at them because they aren't as tres chic as some of us)

I have to agree. I hate the wave and will never participate, but you can't get 30,000 diehard baseball fans at a ball game every night. You need the casual fans, and if they want to do the wave, so be it. These are the same people that the pizza races and other distractions are for. I'm just happy there were enough people there to actually do the wave. Thank you zach - and do I notice that some of those attacking the people who do the wave in fact do not even come to many if any games at the Cell?

exactly don't f***ing jinx us!

it is a proven fact that people who use the term "ghey" are "gheyer than ghey" because that is why they use the word

welcome jbrown! :cheers personallly, I can't stand the wave and will never do it. Year in and year out at the Big House I refuse to do it when everyone else does. However, when on a Monday and Tuesday night we have crowds of 30,000 and we are winning and some fans want to have fun and do the wave, more power to them, not for me to put them down or ridicule them, I can do it, or in my case, not to it, to suit myself without mocking those who think it is fun everyone's ballpark experience is their own and if it is fun to some people - and we do need the crowds - then let them wave all they want

what was the result? never did hear if she collected - the stripper ran off with a Marine before the state determination was to be given and maybe it was made moot by that fact the best part was explaining what happened to the very religious director of the agency (Catholic Family Services) what a pole related injury would be and how it would be incurred... That had to be absolutely priceless a couple of us acted it out in the hallway to explain it - it was funnier than hell! that same agency had a pregnancy center that was funded by the founder of a local Michigan hamburger chain named Hot n' Now and you can guess what we did with that one..

that would be it!!!!!!

what was the result? never did hear if she collected - the stripper ran off with a Marine before the state determination was to be given and maybe it was made moot by that fact the best part was explaining what happened to the very religious director of the agency (Catholic Family Services) what a pole related injury would be and how it would be incurred...

when I woked in foster care, one of the mothers of the a kid in foster care was a stripper - and she fell off her pole - and filed a worker's comp claim with the state since the injury was job related -

yeah, and you were probably up to no good too Hmmm actually, I was up to no good. Shhhh... but don't tell anyone... afterall, I'm actually a poser fan! - Pete I say this in the nicest way possible - but I always associate you with the spawn of Satan - must have been something with the old mlb boards, something from your profile, or something you said once - who knows - do you remember what that was all about?

what interesting results we are getting here...

yeah, and you were probably up to no good too

as requested

WHITE SOX ACQUIRE OUTFIELDER CARL EVERETT FROM TEXAS IN EXCHANGE FOR MINOR-LEAGUE PTBNL CHICAGO - The Chicago White Sox have acquired outfielder Carl Everett and cash considerations from the Texas Rangers in exchange for two minor-league players to be named later and a third conditional minor-league PTBNL. Everett, 32, was batting .274 (74-270) with 18 home runs, 51 RBI and 53 runs scored in 74 games this season with the Rangers. He is tied for ninth in the American League in home runs and ranks 16th with a .544 slugging percentage. Everett, a switch-hitter, batted .325 (26-80) with nine home runs and 20 RBI in April and drove in 22 runs in May. „We believe the acquisition of Carl, along with another switch hitter in Robbie Alomar earlier today, really gives our batting order balance and depth,“ said Ken Williams, White Sox general manager. „Carl will play center field and can also DH to give Jerry Manuel options with our lineup.“ Everett is a career .277 (961-3,474) hitter with 151 home runs, 596 RBI and a .473 slugging percentage in 1,023 games over 11 seasons in the major leagues with Florida (1993-94), the New York Mets (1995-97), Houston (1998-99), Boston (2000-01) and Texas (2002-03). His best seasons came in 1999 with the Astros, when he hit .325 with 25 home runs and 108 RBI and a .571 slugging percentage, and 2000 with the Red Sox, when he batted .300 with a career-high 34 home runs, 108 RBI and a .588 slugging percentage. Everett was an AL All-Star with Boston in 2000 and appeared in the postseason in back-to-back seasons with Houston in 1998-99. He is one of six switch-hitters in major-league history to drive in at least 100 runs in both leagues, joining Bobby Bonilla, Eddie Murray, Ted Simmons, Ken Singleton and J.T. Snow. Everett has 16 career multihomer games, including two in 2003, and eight career grand slams.

just say no to Jeff Weaver

crede

some of us always had confidence in MB and knew his record was a bit of a slump anmd a bit of no run support and no fielding support and that he would be the MB of old soon - way to go MB!