DoUEvenShift

73.7% ground ball percentage from Eloy.... YIKES

Didn't even notice that. Looks like he played 3B in AA and AAA 2015-2016. This will be his first MLB start at 3B.

Jake Eder come on down

NVM, PPD

Fedde vs. Ober game 1 Thorpe vs. López game 2

There was an extra innings curse put on us after TLR let Liam be the ghost runner.

Fixed it for you

WHAT THE f***

Dental issue not traded per Vinnie

He gone?

You coming around on Eloy yet? Or think we should pay him $16.5 mil next year

Fitting end

BLOPECH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy Pham playing 4D chess, Marlins playing checkers

Hahahahaha wtf

Bunts with two outs last at bat then does that. ?‍♀️

Thanks for the jinx

It's dog day in Miami that's exactly why

Was saying that the extra at bats and change of scenery would get him out of his funk. Chuck followed it up by saying "He can't even run" And Frank said "We're 40 games under who cares"

That catch was bonkers

Frank wants Eloy to bat leadoff ?

I'm buying a jersey the second we get Holliday.

I was about to type up a bunch of hypotheticals, but it's all just pointless. I say wait until 8/1 to revisit. We don't even know who's going to be here.

I think I counted 8 times Korey said "at the end of the day" in his post game interview

Benishitty