DoUEvenShift

Marshall looks like he's trying to get a sponsorship with Big League Chew

Your mother seems to think so. (Sorry that was kinda low but I had to)

Jose's gonna win a Gold Glove this year... Jeeeeesus

Go away

It was a cutaway to Frank,Ozzie, and Chuck. He had shades on and was doing a Morpheus from The Matrix Impression.

I've placed 2 bets on Vaughn this year. Did a ROY bet in spring training and this one since it was boosted. LFG!

Stoneradamus

I'm so done with these nets. So dumb. Should be 2 outs right now.

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?/leaderboard/ Looks like: @southsider2k5 159,236 @fathom 126,104 @Balta1701 119,556 @Chisoxfn and @caulfield12 in a close battle for 4th with 65,718 and 64,532 respectively.

You talkin about the "MLB flashback" shit? I noticed the same thing. There are hundreds, if not thousands of things they can show but its the same fuckin few things they show. So annoying. I'd rather take the "TOM TIME" commercial.

He's not in the lineup

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Target+field+to+mall+of+america+directions

@ChiSox59 posted a good writeup recently in another thread.

It is at the very least, super intriguing to see the polar opposites. Obviously there will be attacks when the sides collide. I tend to be one of the "super-positive" guys, but to be completely honest I didn't follow the team much at all as I lived out of state from 2013-2018. So I totally get where they come from watching the shit show during those years. That being said we are in first place, our SP/bullpen has to be 1st if not close to it in MLB, we are 1st by a mile in run differential in the entire league, and we have 2 allstars coming back in August/September. Maybe it's because I started meditating to help simmer my type A personality but I don't see how anyone can be angry/negative about this team.

This may not be scientific but Gio is a southern Cali guy. He may just be having a rougher time with the cold. Just checked his splits and he had a rough start in early 2019 before he went on to be amazing the rest of the season. Obviously last year we started in the Summer so can't really compare. I'd give it another month or so before I start to worry.

VAUGHN HELL YES!

ROFL, YOU JUST MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK

MERCY!

YoYo! Great start!

Take a few deep breaths next time you think about posting. Saying Keller is gonna have his “best start of the year” after 7 batters... lol. Give your enter key a break it’s gotta be close to broken with how quick and how often you b****.

#2 post on dumb hot takes on Keller.

This is a quiet game thread for a Friday night. Assuming most posters still have PTSD from last game?

DIRTY.... Rodon not regressing... He's for real

Lol you call the first one a ball and the third one a strike?

Gonna quote you on this for a dumb hot take. I'll revisit it in an hour or 2.