Bossanoveralls

I'm kinda nonplussed on this one. I was expecting maybe Aaron Judge.

They've lost E. J. and Mooney both in this game. Mooney looked like there is no way he'll be back this season. ?

I have felt kinda sorry for the poor Lions ever since Barry Sanders decided to retire rather than not. But I'm not feeling it this week. Da ??? Da??? Da???

Damn, Shoe. You gonna take that s%*# Levine?

Dang.

And I remember Jamie Navarro, I just don't remember if he was any good.

I wonder if "over the hill" in Schu-ese translates loosely to "on the juice"?

We have plenty of those already. Pass.

Yep.

I suggest you urinate vertically along a dangling rope.

I am more optimistic aboot the Bears' future now than I have been since I can't fookin' remember when. ???

What did he say about the 800 pound GOrilla on the back of the elephant in the room that is Leury Garcia? I'm all like pins and needles ovah heeya.

Any schmoe can tell Ozzie how great he is. Be a hero and translate his spanglish reply to the rest of us. I love Ozzie. I love him twice as much not managing the White Sox.

How does he plan to use Leury Garcia? All the other stuff will fall into place.

That's byoodiful, A-T.

Welcome to Soxtalk.

All you got out of reading that big-ass book is Moby Dick's dick is a dork?

Question #1: What are you gonna do about Leury Garcia?

One thing's for sure. You never know.

Who had Mendoza on their bingo card? I sure didn't.

That's just silly.

I could not care less if they hire Ozzie or not. If Ozzie's children are anywhere near anything to do with the Sox org. or clubhouse, there is zero chance he will succeed. Their bullshit last time around was embarrassing. Just fucking embarrassing.

I don't think they should wait until after the World Series to announce the new manager. Can't they see what the suspense is doing to the fanbase? We're eating our own. Oh. The humanity. ???

If only Doris Day were here to sing us a couple rounds of "Que Sera Sera".

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