Bossanoveralls

Every time I see the title of this thread I think of Jim Shorts Cavalcade of Sports (for you). "That guy is dead."

Like I always say: If your gonads dream, dream big.

If you're looking at it just right. But I ain't worried about that. All day Saturday? What the hell am I supposed to do, talk to my wife?

??!!! I'm gonna put on a Bangles CD and walk like a fargin' Egyptian!

SHOOT DA PUCK, GUYS!@! C'MON ALREADY!!@

I say we give this AJ Pollock just one more chance.

Eloy was kinda cute at first. Time for him in the rear view mirror.

I'm all tasted up for some lovely baby Swiss. Cut fresh off the wheel.

Poor Eloy. Bless his hawrt.

Okay. Force at first and second.

I love to see Diekman throw strikes.

Go sit down.

Diekman? ???

BOOOO!!!!

I hate that guy.

He did have a double earlier.

So when we take their cheese, we can let them keep that kind that stinks up the whole Frigidaire. And don't pee on the divan. We have couth. We have nonchalant.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!!

That's better.

Throw strikes.

Looking at strikes and swinging at balls. Are these guys having problems with basic fundamentals?

Swinging way inside. Swinging way outside. What's up with that?

Safe!

WIN ONE FOR THE NIPSTER!

This has been a great day off so far. I'm like, all teeth.