Bossanoveralls

We suck again!

Oy.

The Sox have got to be the strike takingest team in all of the land. The Sox have got to be the strikeout lookingest team in all of the land. The Sox have got to be the swing at pitches out of the strike zonest team in all of the land. No team in the entire history of the universe can even match us swinging at pitches in the dirt of the opposite batters box. Don't get me started on eyeball high pitches or I'll amp out like Belushi in early SNL episodes. GUHHH!!!!

Me 3.

That's better.

You misspelled count against. The whole entire Leury thing is just mind-bottling. It just ain't right.

The low B string on a 5 string bass. F- is F flat = E, which is the lowest note available on a 4 string bass. The notes below F- on that B string are like, sub zero = Leuryville. *standard tuning

I think Cueto can hang with any team, so I ain't worried about him. I hope they can fix the leaks in the catcher's mitts and gloves. I might offer a hitting approach to the guys: Swing at the pitches that are in the strike zone, don't just watch them go by. And please do not swing at the pitches that are out of the strike zone. Watch those go by. And for the love of chocolate cake give Pito a #3 wood. He just can NOT hep hissefah. I ain't stayin' up for this one. Might start it off, but will probably go to the bullpen early.

It's a noble and worthwhile thing you do, Hahns.

Osmosis. He gets it from teammates.

Good things come to them what throw strikes.

He sure knows how to pucker my winkie.

Keep the ball in the park, Liam.

Throw strikes already.

They took out Lance? BOO!

You coulda used an hourglass to time Grandal's dash to 1st. Maybe a sundial.

Flaunt 'em if ya got 'em, big man!

Complete game?

Andrew messing up isn't Grandal & Moncada's fault. It's LaRussa's fault. Dammit, Tony!

The bullpen gonna be aight tonight?

Lookit Lance throw strikes!

I say we give this Elvis Andrus just one more chance.

These guys are coming completely out of themselves. It appears as if they are trying to win the entire series tonight. One game at a time, boys.

Bless his hawrt.

Okay boys. STALL!!!