Bossanoveralls

Cease is on pace to throw boo koo pitches tonight.

He can't throw strikes.

BOO!!

Hey Moe! Hey Larry@!@

Hiss!!

???

This team has me feeling like a rung out dishrag sittin' on the side of the sink almost dried 'til there is barely a good wipe left in me.

I turned the game off I think in the 2nd inning somewhere. Anal fornicators, the lot of them.

Them dang Guardians!

This is incredibly groovy.

YAY!!!

Heavy sigh.

"Miggie's guys don't care."

What the hell am I supposed to think now already? Justin Fields is doctor's ordered? C'MON???? go you white sox ? Bear down? GGGUUUHHHH!!!

At least y'all discovered them before they won the World Series.

I am just worried that I won't be able to figure out what the hell I'm supposed to think now. I can't go around like this.

Go you White Sox?

What the hell am I supposed to think now?

YYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!@@@@!

Double motherfuck Manfred ball.

I said the other day we gotta be the strike takingest ball swingingest team in the history of mankind of the world/universe. I'm so ashamed.

This game is not going exactly as I'd have it.

GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!

This is SO thirty seconds ago.

Fargin' bastages.