Bossanoveralls

A thousand pardons, Chick. You never came up when I was passin' out the pitty patties.

Faaack!!! I had successfully erased Dr. Death from my memory, ya fargin' bastage. May you forget to remove the ball hitch from the back of your truck and you whack your shin on it so hard that you ruin your favorite shirt rolling around in your grocier's parking lot yelling a bunch of stuff you can't say on TV.

GO YOU WHITE SOX!!@@

Seby!!!!! My man!@@

It must feel so right to be so wrong. I say lay off the lotto tix for a few days or so.

Geez you guys. You gonna let the Rockies give you a whoopin'? That's like gettin' beat by a buncha girls!

I actually felt sorry for Leury what with Tony trotting him out there every day. Probably everybody on the team including Leury knew it was fucked up, but what's he gonna do? "Naw, Skip. Better not pencil me in today. Have you noticed the guys? And the natives in the stands mighty restless."

Yoan musta caught it from Vaughn. These guys are passing lower back stiffness around the clubhouse.

Yoan left the game today with lower back stiffness. Let's hope he didn't get it from Vaughn. We don't need these guys spreading back stiffness around in the clubhouse.

Giolito looks like he's gonna win 20, maybe 21 games this year.

What's the 411 on Moncada? Asking for ChiSox59.

Yeah.

I truly wish Leury the man well. I'm sure he's a swell guy. I wished and wished and wished Leury the player in another uniform. Dreams that you care to dream and stuff.

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Suspense. Can't cope.

OH, BABY! OH, BABY! HUH? OH, BABY!

Billy Billy Billy Billy.

That would be SO incredibly groovy.

Neato twice!!!

Neato!!!

One in every two of his at bats it's "Catherine, keep the door!".

Hi, Mom!

SOX WIN!!!! SOX WIN!!@@!!

I like our chances in this one.

If he'da straightened out that foul ball... At least Billy was swinging the bat. If you're gonna hit a dinger, you gotta be a swinger.