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Jesus christ, Konerko running with his pants down and a piano on his back would have been faster.

Sit down Tim. Luis Robert Jr is the man.

I can't believe I'm watching this...two lousy teams in a dilapidated stadium of a shithole city...nobody looks happy to be there except Stomper.

Father's Day weekend must have been exhausting for Tim.

Robert, Jimenez and Vaughn in the 9th...followed by strikeout and gidp.

Elvis pick off incoming

Gordo really working to make "Beni" a thing.

Not exactly the Roy Hobbs at bat I was looking for.

Hey guys, maybe Rick can sign Ohtani...

Stomper is going to be drunk and broke at a $5 blackjack table in a year.

3 ground outs to SS. Come on EEloy!

You are right. A team seriously contending doesn't start Elvis Andrus on a regular basis...if ever.

I never thought about it but you are right. Josh Naylor, Pavin Smith, Nick Pratto, Aaron Sabato and Xavier Isaac are the only other first round first baseman drafted in the MLB draft since 2013....when a team sucks like this you can spend time on Wikipedia and not miss a damn thing.

Are they skipping Kopech's Sunday start?

I can't think of a bigger F you than leaving Medina in to face Grandal. Hahaha

Gordo thinks the shadows are getting to Tim...

What a lame AB.

West coast road trips seriously mess with my sleep.

Did anyone catch the brunette sitting behind home? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!

I miss '22 Reylo

Pitcher is gassed but they left him in to face Grandal because they know he isn't a threat.

I thought that was gonna make the concourse.

We all knew that was coming, right?

Can't hold off on the slider. Damn Jake.

Is this kid the next Pedro Martinez?