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I think we are getting Zack Britton out of retirement!

If he was 19 and dating a 17 year old we can probably pack the pitch forks away. However, one report states that the girl is 14. That's a whole other enchilada.

My daughter just got engaged. I bought a Ozzie Guillen cameo s3nding out congrats. Best Sox related Xmas gift ever!

Capture the Malaise!

Wait until he finds out what they have done with phones!

2035 headline - "White Sox sign free agent Juan Soto"

They are the MLS equivalent of the Sox...and Bulls...and Bears....and Black Hawks....

My wife and I were at Seby's big game. She asked me about him, I told her he couldn't hit and he hit a home run. Next time up, I mansplained how he got lucky and he hit #2. Third time, I pointed out how lucky he was and he jacked #3. Good luck Seby!

Madden and Summerall were Thanksgiving!

Nobody: Brooks Boyer: Rename the footlong hot dog the Long Dong De Jong! Print money.

Braves sign ReyLo...are they working on acquiring the 2023 Sox bullpen?!

Time to bring Big Slim back into the fold... time for Katz to tap into that Heuer/Crochet magic in the pen!

Eloy, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. It's not complicated.

Let's just pick a day to meetup at Bernice's. We can drink beer and do shots of Jameson. $1 a smack for a Jerry piñata. All proceeds go to Liam Hendriks' charity!

Jerry is not going to be satisfied until it's just Gordo in the booth with a mop wearing a Sox hat.

I was downtown at Daley Plaza for that. What an enjoyable moment! There are two organizations more corrupt than Chicago - the IOC and FIFA!

I don't think any Sox fan should be kink shaming someone who is into bdsm. Bunch of masochists...

Touki mania is sweeping the city!

It's like the old Russian proverb - "and then it got worse..."

The Bears are the White Sox of the NFL. Both completely unlikable and forgettable teams.

The Kopech, Crochet, Lambert, Bummer, Santos bullpen next year is gonna lock s%*# down!

There are so many other useful things you can smuggle in under your fat rolls...I'll go first- a jar of Marconi hot giardinieria.

Vaughn is on my fantasy team. A bit of a disappointment.

To be fair the whole damn country is morbidly obese and fighting off the type 2 diabeetus.

I read somewhere that a visibly intoxicated Rick Hahn was wearing a city connect wife beater and stumbling around the parking lot waving a pistol and demanding to talk to Jerry Reinsdorf....i didn't really read that.