PaleAleSox

Very publicly, too.

Noah Syndergaard

Feel like they’ve only lost like once in them.

There is zero chance a team’s offer got worse after this outing. And it would have not gotten better if he didn’t give up that homer.

Hey I was being rational two pages ago!

Do some of you really think him giving up a run or 2 in the 7th is going to change his value at all? Cmon.

I promise you that you are.

Sox are going to finish with a positive run differential.

Seems these guys might actually be…developing?!

Colson hits the ball so damn hard.

The bullpen didn’t give up 9.

Incredible.

They are up 6-0 to the Cubs. Why are you doing this?

The one that’s been pretty good as of late?

Smart to leave him in.

Man some of you need to grow a pair. Sox owns these dweebs now.

Man even that out was a rocket.

That ball boy also looked like a failed Vargas clone.

This is your ace, Cubs? Good luck.

You know what. Keep Robert. WIN THE DIVISION NEXT YEAR.

Monty just put his dick on the table, actually.

Monty is playing.

Trade Houser right now.

Yeah they got that in really damn quick.

I like that all 3 outs were made by old geeks.