Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her

Twins just blew a 5-0 lead

"YEAH BUDDY!"- Schriff Dawg

Miggy, from State Farm (insurance joke)

Give Newcomb the 9th

We got some ump huggers in the thread!

He's been horrible. You're overthinking it

Clark looks like the villain in a preteen Nickelodeon movie from 2003

Brazoban has been cheeks for us

He's still on the team? Thought we were going to trade him at the deadline.

SWEEP THESE LOSERS!!!

That's Schriff Dawg, baby!

Holy s%*#

well, that's just like your opinion, man.

Wainwright closed out the clincher. That must be why I was thinking that.

Radar looks mostly fine. There are small pockets of storms that should come and go quickly.

No Valencias, nice

Would put us at 6-3, with 4 to play. 7 wins would clinch.

Kind of would like to see Chase in the 2 hole. Making tons of hard contact. Sam Chase Mune Vargas Beni Braden Colson Peters Romo

I believe Adam Wainwright was a rookie for that team and was the closer.

One of these teams will be in the ALCS. Might as well be us.

Yes, I want Cleveland dead and buried. Next 2 weeks will tell us a lot as Cleveland has a chance to make up ground with a really weak schedule: Giants, Rockies, Angels, Royals.

Terrible. I try to avoid prescription pills at all costs. We live in a society of pill poppers!

This guy is a creep. Fired from barstool for harassing a coworker and just being a weirdo in general.