israel4ever

Reinsdorf ONLY hires yes-men as well. See Ozzie, KW, Jerry Krause, etc.

D'ohhhhh!!!!!

I want to see the Sox play the Twins before I answer this question.

An excellamt point...fielding % is WAYYY overrated. For example, look at Ryne Sandberg. He caught everything hit to him, but had ZERO range. If the ball was to his left or right, it was by him. He never dove for balls either. Ryne Sandberg was one of the most overrated defnsive players I have ever seen.

The Wirtzs is the only ownership group that makes Whitesox ownership look like it cares about anything other than profits! How did Chicago get stuck with Wirtzes, McCaskeys and Reinsdorf???

Welcome to the "real world", Heather! Congrats!

For a culture that welcomes death, like the (radical) Muslims, you are right, torture is worse for them. I think what bothered the Muslim world the most is that (at least) one of the "torturers" was a woman, and their society is very misogynistic! Normal people would rather be photographed naked than be killed though!

Steff: Are you a mom? If so, Happy (belated) Mother's Day!

As I said before, I cannot condone the torture of the Iraqi POWs...it is just wrong. Remember though, these are enemy soldiers, who would kill American troops at the "drop of a hat" if/when able to do so. The torture/humiliation is NOTHING compared to being killed!

We have to start "Norplanting" repeat welfare mothers, who keep having babies (normally to different fathers) just to get bigger checks. Six years ago I worked for an apartment finding service. At that time, welfare recipients were given up to $1600.00/month for rental allowance (Section 8).

I'd probably move slick Willie to CF!

DBAHO...do you know how/where I can buy Aussie rules football jerseys? On-line?

Brando...were you at the Boone reunion 2 weeks ago?

Amen

Find someone dumb enough to trade for Konerko and/or Valentin. The Sox NEED a 2B and a starter.

Valentin strikes out like a Cub...ya gotta sit him for awhile. A-Row needs to start hitting soon or ...He gone! We got zero production out of 3-4-5-6 in the line up vs Toronto, that is not going to happen too often. Frank hit the ball hard as did Lee...Maggs had a rough series and Paulie sucked. Don't panic yet...we are still in 1st, and Frank, Mags, Lee and Crede are hitting 40+ points lower than they are capable of doing. Also, Buehrle and Loiaza haven't hit their strides yet either.

Would they teach "blow jobs" in the schools? No one would ever complain about homework if they did!

Get a can of paint, open it, and put a magazineor piece of cardboard on top of it. Then, got to your roommate's car, put the can of paint on the roof/hood upside down, and carefully slide the magazine/cardboard out from under it. There will be no way they can move the can of paint without getting paint all over themselves and the car. Have fun.

We "vaselined" every door knob in the school, and we released several live chickens, a sheep, a pig and a couple of goats in the school cafeteria. (to this day, I don't know how/where we got the farm animals. This is a great prank, the results aren't immediate, but, they are awesome. If you can get into the principal's office (or a teacher's lounge)...first you have to buy some frozen shrimp or fish, then get into the office/lounge, either unscrew the air vent cover(s) OR if they have those chairs with the pneuamtic lever (to raise or lower the chair), take the seat off of the stand. Then put the frozen shrimp/fish in the vent or in the stand, and replace them. In a day or two, the office/lounge will smell like rotting fish, and noone will know where the smell is coming from. Have fun.

10-20 mg valium does it for me!

Did the Twins play yet?

"Sweet merciful crap!!!!!"

Our pitching ain't that great either.

Was it a homerun or not? What's the score?

Then a strikeout in a clutch situation for Willie!