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Beer dosn't............ lie to you cheat on you talk back to you have jealous asshole friends always coming in between you and it always makes you feel better. Beer is the ONLY choice here.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 28, 2005 -> 07:54 AM) So why worry about border patrol uniforms when we are selling military uniforms in stores? :headshake Its not as easy to impersonate a soldier or BP guy as you might think. First you can't screw up any details of your "uniform" because someone will always spot it. Secondly if you get that much right you need to know what you're talking about. You fail to answer casual questions from whoever about whatever people get suspicious. Lastly.........after you get all that right........you need ID and the new ones they have are extremely hard to counterfeit.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 28, 2005 -> 07:45 AM) Are you certain? I thought that was changed in the 9/11 aftermath? Yes. Im certain. Either there or through a catalog.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 28, 2005 -> 07:40 AM) Keep in mind that until a couple years ago, you could walk into a Military Surplus store and buy a uniform for cheap along with many of the accouterments. You still can.

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2005 @ Nov 27, 2005 -> 03:09 PM) All this is fine as well as long as the D continues to do it's thing. The minute Orton is asked to actually win a game for us, we're in trouble. That says it all right there. We can't expect to have the defense win every single game for us.

7 in a row. WOW.........JUST WOW!!!!! This is a team that was supposed to have a really bad year.

Its all over. As long as we dont fumble we're good to go. 8-3?!?!?! WOW!!! 2 wins in a row against the cream of the NFC South.

OMFG WHAT A BREAK!!!!! They miss a chip shot and we keep the lead!!!! Now we need a couple of 1st downs.

Leaving it all up to the defense yet again. One more stop and we should be fine.

We need to put a consistent drive together to finish up the clock and put a few more points on the board. I dont know if this offense can do it though.

Id like to see us tack on a field goal to really put this one out of reach.

10 point lead with 1 quarter to go. Looking good for DA BEARS!! Finish em up boys!!

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Nov 27, 2005 -> 01:45 PM) Why does a holding penalty on a punt that is downed at the Bucs 45 end up with the bears getting possesion at their own 38? Its enforced from the spot of the foul.

QUOTE(Felix @ Nov 27, 2005 -> 01:39 PM) Alex Brown... wow. hes been a madman today. Lets see if the Offense can get a little something done this time.

QUOTE(Steve Bartman's my idol @ Nov 27, 2005 -> 10:50 AM) Why should wealthy people who don't need the money get tax refunds? Uhhh,,,,,,,,,because they paid more than was due!? Why are you so eager to punish wealthy people for being successful? :rolly

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Nov 26, 2005 -> 08:33 PM) To be sure, I’m out of the 14-24 year old set. But I’ll bet I’m not the only one around here who didn’t know it meant “kid’s nose up another boy’s asshole.” And I’ll bet I’m not the only one who might have laughed and still thought it would be nice if the guys with the most adolescent sensibilities exercised a little maturity about posting “gotcha” style stuff. Visuals are sort of a special class of posted material, I think. It really takes no extra effort to label links like that accurately, so that folks can decide for themselves what they choose to look at. You misunderstood. LCR owned himself a noob with his post.........the noob being you.

Have a good one killer!

QUOTE(Felix @ Nov 27, 2005 -> 01:23 PM) Pretty good half, if you look past Orton trying to throw the ball. That one deep throw he tried was awful but aside from that he hasn't been too bad. Defense hasn't really gotten to Simms but they did bat down a few and that helped keep em in check. Lets get em in the 2nd half!!!

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Nov 25, 2005 -> 04:11 PM) Don't have anything intelligent say (actually, never have anything intelligent to say)? Just b**** and swear and swear and say, "DOLLAR BILL!!!", or "Reinsdorf sucks!". Heh, haven't seen that latter one in a while... Or just keep throwing your money away on a s***bag hockey team that is built for mediocracy and drone on and on about loyalty even though neither the players are just there to collect a paycheck and the management doesn't give a rats ass about winning. :rolly

Like counting on Kerry Wood to make it through a season injury-free.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Nov 26, 2005 -> 08:57 AM) Nobody is making you watch the video. So please, take your faux outrage and leave us alone. I think the thread title is totally appropriate here. Pwn't n00b!!!!

I do nearly all my Christmas shopping online then go upstairs, turn on the news and laugh at all the people who are literally getting trampled over some markdown at Wal-Mart.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 11:16 AM) Its going to be really interesting to see who goes after him. My guess is either the Bronco's or Seahawks and I'm leaning towards the Seahawks. Both of those teams need more firepower to compete with Indy. Wouldnt surprise me at all.

QUOTE(Steve Bartman's my idol @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 03:08 PM) As the "big boys" say, let's agree to disagree, and move on. I'm done. BTW...the Sox got Thome!!! Big thread about it on PHT. Im excited.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 03:08 PM) There will always be more prospects, 50 HR lefties from the Chicagoland area don't grow on trees. I, for one, can't wait to see Thome's name etched in the starting lineup. If Konerko is brought back--and I have gone on record saying I don't think both Thome and Konerko will be on the same roster--this team is primed for another division championship and beyond. I'm feeling pretty fuzzy right now. Good vibes right off the bat. We hang on to Konerko and you may as well get started on the parade plans for 2006.