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Groundout to Gooch. 2 gone.

Guy who looks like Al Borland sitting behind the plate.

E-Ramis flies out to Dye. 1 out.

Timo pops out to center. Inning over. Still 4-1.

Crede walks. Uribe gets beaned in the head by curveball. He's ok.

AJ hits back to Guzman. 2 outs.

Rowand strikes out swinging.

Nomar strikes out. Really the only batter El Duque has looked good against.

El Duque looking horrible. Walks Walker on 4 pitches.

QUOTE(ptatc @ Mar 18, 2005 -> 08:36 PM) Those aren't the type of updates for which I was looking. How about back to back to back jacks!!! Just kidding Thanks for doing the updates Timo just hit a 600 ft home run.

Single by Hairston. 4-1

Pop up to Timo, run scores. 3-1 bad guys. 2 outs

Kelton whiffs - 1 out

Single by Dubois, double by Echevaria. Another run scores, 2nd and 3rd...no outs. El Duque is getting hit hard.

Hollandsworth hits a blooper double over Crede. Run scores. 1-1 tie.

Ground rule double for E-Ramis.

Hawk drooling all over her. Pretty funny.

Jenny Finch in the booth with Hawk and DJ.

Ask and you shall receive. Gload pops out. Dye whiffs. Everett left on second. After 1, 1-0 good guys.

Iguchi singles. Double for Everett...Sox up 1-0. Anybody want updates? Otherwise I won't bother.

Flubs go down in order. El Duque looking good.

I'll say it before Hawk does: I luuuve the eephus.

Wouldn't this get thread get more discussion in Pale Hose Talk? I mean, it does regard the Sox. No biggie, just a suggestion.

Guys like Bonds, Sosa and McGwire, who have denied the use of steroids, were never that believable. While they denied the use of steroids, they have either sidestepped the issue, and/or said they were against steroids in defense of their own case. I've never heard any of them speak openly and candidly about their stance against steroids. Frank, on the other hand, has been consistantly outspoken on the subject throughout his career. Either he's telling the truth, or he has predetermined an elaborate plan from the beginning of his career to speak out against steroids in order to cover up his own use. And based on the many ill advised comments he has made throughout his career, it's really hard to believe that Frank would be capable of doing so. As the Devil's advocate, I can understand what you are getting at with this. And yes, there is the possiblity that Frank could have been lying the whole time. It's just not very likely, nor would it make a lot of sense.

If it helps the Cubs suck and keeps Cub fans from barking in my ear all season, I won't lose any sleep over this. Don't wish injuries on anybody, but he'll still have his millions. He's a hell of a talent though, and the Cubs should do a better job at keeping these guys healthy. It's starting to get past the point of bad luck.