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QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 3, 2009 -> 09:02 PM) We call that digging for nosegold. And THAT'S how you load up to throw a "cut" fastball, kids.

QUOTE (TitoMB345 @ May 3, 2009 -> 09:00 PM) Danks literally just picked his nose on national television. LOL

How many years did Ryan pitch in a 4 man rotation, I wonder?

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:56 PM) Are Pod's legs hurt? He's not even running things out anymore. Haven't you heard? He's having a baby.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:53 PM) Pretty sure there's a rule against that somewhere. The Ozzie rule of order.

QUOTE (3E8 @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:43 PM) Tits or GTFO

Ramirez is literally our only mlb level Cuban position player - Oh wait...

He's top 60 guy who went into the top 40 when he won 300 games.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:38 PM) why is there a titty holster commercial on Sunday Night Baseball? John Miller is a client.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:36 PM) This game sounds fun. RABBITS MAGIC!

QUOTE (Capn12 @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:34 PM) Were goin to seriesly get beat tonite with this collection of has beens and never will be's hitting tonight. Literally the worst Sox game ever.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:29 PM) Literally, this is seriesly one of the worst lineups ever put out by any major league team ever. Evar!

QUOTE (Kalapse @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:27 PM) Top 5 in the game during his time with the Sox, it just seems like he hates to swing the bat. It's like a church softball league mentality.

More comedic on defense and with the ball, Ben Gordon or Pods?

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:22 PM) Betemit makes PK look like a GGer. PK is normally a solid 1B.

QUOTE (Reddy @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:18 PM) ah gotcha. didn't even realize you were going for 'or' regardless, i'm a man who likes his hyperbole and it's probably not gonna change any time soon. Not in literally a million years huh?

Getz and Poreda for Ankiel?

PEDs aside, I'd take Ankiel in a heartbeat. St Louis isn't playing him that much.

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:14 PM) Does Graffanino have anything left in the tank? I kinda want to see him be the backup middle infielder over Lillibridge. Nix can be backup MI. He can play SS in a pinch. What they need is a short term backup OF who can play CF.

QUOTE (BobDylan @ May 3, 2009 -> 05:14 PM) I feel awkward. Don't worry. It only feels weird the first time.

QUOTE (Texsox @ May 3, 2009 -> 04:14 PM) And it will still be a sell out. And a double entendre.

Ozzie's the only manager that know of who is afraid to move his corner outfielders around.

ESPN probably was looking for a slugfest featuring Josh Hamilton. Oops!