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Yay, not a walk!

New pitcher, same result.

Thank goodness that I have Carmona in Soxtalk keeper fantasy baseball.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 08:56 PM) if you draw anything but a Hello Kitty you're likely to get in trouble. Seriesly? http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/upload...llish-kitty.jpg

The Sox are playing catch with the outfielders.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 08:57 PM) Wassup boys...checking in from Cancun F U

Hm, with yesterday's day off and next week's, could they skip Floyd and make him a long reliever temporarily?

QUOTE(daa84 @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 08:54 PM) 98 pitches for javier Actually, the 5th could be his last. We need a second long reliever. Danks, Contreras and Floyd are due next...wheee!

Javy will be lucky to make it through the 6th tonight.

Hooray! Bases-loaded!

QUOTE(Maverick0984 @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 08:51 PM) Can you explain to me when his defense was noteworthy? Besides 2005? He has an above average defense and arm for SS, things not as important at 2B.

QUOTE(SoxWS05 @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 08:50 PM) That's a fair assessment after 1.5 games.. Welp. You almost got it right.

Yay, it's the 5th inning! Javy's having fun!

Uribe's one positive, his defense, hampered by a move to 2B. Can someone explain to me Ozzie's logic?

Crap.

QUOTE(The Ginger Kid @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 01:09 PM) As someone whose family is on the rolls of the Cherokee nation, i vote that i like the titles of the threads and applaud the effort at creativity. I also can't believe it's even being discussed. What's going on around here? Ignore it if you don't like it. My original title was something like, "Small Pox The Blankets of our Opponents."

Let's kick some Cleveland ass. Tonight's Lineup: Swisher, LF Cabrera, SS Thome, DH Konerko, 1B Dye, RF Pierzynski, C Ramirez, CF Crede, 3B Uribe, 2B

Alright, I think that I've personally alienated enough of you today. Sorry for the disappointment you received when you found out that my joke was false. Here's hoping that it comes true before the end of the season.

QUOTE(Brian @ Mar 26, 2008 -> 10:43 AM) College Basketball game gets RICK ROLLED!! QUOTE(DrunkBomber @ Apr 1, 2008 -> 09:12 PM) The best part of that whole video might have been the guy with the Scientology kills sign. Nope. The best part: It was all fake.

Why do I have the urge to close; like, half of all posted threads on this board lately?

Even better for Notre Dame.

QUOTE(Want2Repeat @ Apr 1, 2008 -> 07:04 PM) On his show, Jim Rome said today, people who try to pass off April Fools jokes are essentially lame. He specifically gave the scenario of somebody saying, hey, did you hear the Red Sox traded Josh Beckett to the Yankees? Rome went to the school of lame assbaggery, so he has no room to talk. QUOTE(Want2Repeat @ Apr 1, 2008 -> 07:04 PM) This thread fits right into his rant.

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I heard that Google and Virgin were going to try and colonize Mars.

QUOTE(JFields27 @ Apr 1, 2008 -> 03:59 PM) Yeah you would have to try harder to get my hopes up for that .. I wish but no ... that was like the joke today at school .. Crede being traded IF ONLY Really? I'm famous at your school?