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Ugh, Dye needs to be out of the outfield.

Here we go...

What an inning!

Lovely bunt AJ.

Grounder, inning over.

Pop up, 2 down.

Sac - Blake to 2nd.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 3, 2008 -> 11:14 AM) The only way to really watch Deep Throat as it was truly intended is on the ol' Betamax, Baby. Nah. In the basement, on a projector, while sitting in a folding chair, drinking cheap booze. Um... so, yeah... heck of a nice day today, huh?

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 09:09 PM) Worst baseball movie ever? That one with one of the guys from friends and a monkey? QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Apr 3, 2008 -> 12:08 PM) Titanic??? Kate Winslet's a monkey?!

QUOTE(almagest @ Apr 3, 2008 -> 01:02 AM) We recently switched to DHL because the sales rep was hot. Seriously, that's the reason. Plus the rep pops in every so often to see how we're doing. Which is nice. I know it's just an excuse to see me, though. He's really got it in for you, huh?

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Apr 3, 2008 -> 01:54 AM) I drank a mountain dew while driving home tonight. Glad the cops didn't see me. "I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid, dare me to drive?"

He's quite classy though!

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 11:07 PM) You will see a shaven, sleak, speedster named SouthPaw the mascot out in CF before Ozzie turns over the starting job to him. Have I got a cap for you. http://www.sportsauthority.com/product/ind...oductId=2721077

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 10:43 PM) I'm sorry, I thought it had a "clever" title. Yeah, that title above was edited from my original one. You can take your backhanded compliments keep them to yourself, "Sir."

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 10:38 PM) Can we try and change our luck and go back to the normal game thread titles?? Game one was a normal title.

We still have a decent amount of work to do.

Rally Time!

QUOTE(Allsox @ Apr 2, 2008 -> 10:35 PM) Actually, Ozzie will prolly start him all 160 games in CF now because of that duckfart. Gotta promote the Latinos.

Uribe ...

Crede is overmatched

SONOFAb****!

3 and 2, 2 outs, bases loaded

Bases loaded. Cmon JD.

Yay umpiring!