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gee...Kruk ripping on the Sox...I'm just surprised he didn't find a way to blame it all on Frank Thomas!!!!

hehehe.....am i the only one who finds it funny that the camp is called White Tail??????? lol :fthecubs juddling

An explorer going through the jungle is captured by the local natives and taken back to their village where he is thrown in a hut and left by himself for hours. Knowing these natives are cannibals, the explorer prays to God when he his inturrupted by the Tribal Chief. Chief says to the explorer.."My son...i won't lie to you..we ARE cannibals. You have a choice....we can eat you or you can go through the initiation and become part of our tribe. The explorer quickly volenteers for the initiation and is taken into the courtyard where a big feast is laid out. the Chief says" in order to become part of our tribe you must pass the test of the Three huts. in the first hut is a 6 ft. tall flask of wine. you must drink every drop of wine. The second hut contains a angry lion. the lion has a sore tooth and you must pull the tooth from the lions mouth. The third hut is my beautiful daughter....you must make love to her to be part of the tribe." the natives push the explorer into the first hut and shut the door. About two hours later the natives cheer and pound on their drums as the explorer stumbles out s***faced drunk. chief says "very good my son....now it's time for the second hut." Obviously drunk....the explore says "sure..lets' go" and walks into the second hut. After a few moments of silence....the natives hear a blood-curdling scream....a lion roaring...clothes being ripped and then silence. 10...20....30....40 minutes go by and noone says a word. after and hour the Chief turns to his tribe and starts to speak...when the explorer stumbles out and says....."All right..where's the b**** with the sore tooth!!" juddling :fthecubs

this situation kind of reminds me of the old joke...two men go down a chimney and at the bottom one has a clean face and one has a face covered in soot. The guy with the clean face goes to wash his while the man with the dirty face does nothing..why? the man with the clean face saw the man with the dirty face and assumed his was dirty as well so he went to wash it....the dirty face guy thought his was clean. maybe the Olsen twins had the same kind of problem. Mary Kate looked at Ashley (who maybe put on a few pounds) and thought that she too looked fat and started on her downward spiral....while Ashley looked at a ever-shrinking Mary Kate and said "Damn i'm looking too skinny" and will soon go the other way...lol juddling :fthecubs

Senate hopeful Jack Ryan has been in the news alot lately with the unsealing of his divorce records from actress Jeri Ryan (Star Trek fame). among her court accusations was that is was constantly taking her to various sex clubs and tried to convince her to do things in front of people. some people are calling Ryan a sex addict or a 'freak'. gee....he's got a hot hollywood wife and who knows what he 'packing'. maybe he's proud and wants to show off. Hell.....if he asked her to dress up in full Borg uniform and rode her in the middle of a Trek convention all the while saying "Assimilate THIS b****!!" then i would consider him freaky!!! juddling :fthecubs

like most all sox fans....i would rather see Maggs in RF for a few more years...but a couple of things still bother me about the way some Sox fans are approaching this topic. First of all...it takes 2 to tango. Despite insisting that he wants to stay here...KW can't make Maggs sing a contract. i remember a while back Chris Chelios saying he would NEVER NEVER play for Detroit....yet where did he end up the next year. Just because Maggs SAYS he wants to stay....doesn't make it true. I guess what i'm saying is if the deal doesn't get done.....the problem could be on Maggs' side not KW's. Second of all...though Maggs is a real good player....he is not irreplacable. I remember last year when the Sox were letting the division slip away to the Twins....Everett was the only guy hitting the ball. Maggs disappeared as quickly as alot of sox hitters did. He wants big-time money...he needs to prove he isn't going to disappear during the big-time stretches. I may be considered a 'blasphemer' by some saying this but like i said...i want Maggs is RF as much as anyone else but i think the Sox offer was about right. If Maggs leaves..take that money add it to the Colon money (they didn't spend on a starter this year) and buy the best damn starter and/or closer on the free agent market. juddling :fthecubs

one episode when Peter, Quagmire and the boys were looking for a new bar to hang out in they wandered into a lesbian bar. after realizing what it was, they left. As they were leaving Quagmire turned to two lesbians making out and said my favorite Family Guy line.... "Hey..either of you lesbians ever been penetrated??" cut to quagmire being thrown out into the street. Man i love that show!!!!!!!!!!! juddling :fthecubs

i like the one where Marge started her own pretzel business and to keep it going Homer got her protection from "Fat Tony". Two lines my friends liked and repeated over and over. Homer is n the bathroom at a restaurant when approached by Fat Tony and his goons looking for payback Homer: "Hey there, Fat Tony...still with the mob???" and later when Fat Tony shows up at the Simpson house, he explains to Homer about collecting the money Fat Tony: "Every day i get up and the wife asks me 'Where's the pretzel money?' 'What about the pretzel money Tony?" and best Homer sequence was him jumping the canyon on the skateboard, falling down the cliff, being loaded into an ambulence,ambulence hitting a tree and homer falling out and back down cliff a second time. My 10 year old saw that for the first time a month ago and cried laughing like do everytime. juddling :fthecubs --Homer : Help me Jebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unless i'm crazy....Michael Caine starred in a movie called "Water" back in the late 70's early 80's. It was the only movie i think i've ever gotten up and walked out of sober. (there were others during the college years but i digress) All i remember was Caine played a member of the British military stuck in a desert outpost when somehow they discover water underground. I was only 7 or 8 at the time and don't remember the whole plot but i remember an oil rig in the desert with water shooting out of it. My older cousins and i left about halfway through. juddling :fthecubs

Now that i'm on the right name..lol...... orginally when i started this post...i was more angry about how the media was using words like 'knocked down' 'trampled' and 'pushed down' when nothing was further from the truth. The reports (and TV announcers) made it sound like the kid was going for the ball when he was three seats away and probably doing what alot of kids do at a game and wasn't paying much attention. Again..i'm not faulting the kid for any of this. The guy was an ass and if it were my kid i would have wanted an apology. The press didn't need to continue to focus on him and report his name (like Bartman) because of the chance of someone out there doing something even more asinine then the first guy. juddling :fthecubs

Cubs: pee on hands Sox: Wash hands after peeing juddling :fthecubs

Cubs: non-fielding shortstop Sox:....oh wait...never mind. lol juddling

I thought (as did alot of us) the us vs. them commercial last night was great. The 5 Sox fans i work with have been laughing and trying to come up with our own 'us vs. them lines to suggest for the next commercial. Let's see how many we can get.......... Cubs: Know how to choke Sox: Know CPR curious if and what everyone else has come up with.... juddling P.S. i started one with Cubs: Had Grace but i can't come up with a good sox line....any help out there??? :fthecubs

Some personal favorite movies: Ferris Bueller's Day Off Star Trek II-Wrath of Khan Scarface Roadhouse (i hate to admit it but i stop to watch it everytime it's on tv) Toy Story I and II Unforgiven and Hoosiers just to name a few juddling