fathom

Getz

Easy to pitch to a lineup with absolutely no power.

Trade everyone if it’s a fire sale. Won’t be hard to find a first baseman who can hit 15 homers.

And the minors are a disaster right now unfortunately (due to injuries)

Eloy probably ruptured a testicle

Hendriks

It’s the same team from last year, but Abreu was better than Benintendi. This core has been a massive flop and Hahn has made some horrific acquisitions.

Rumors are he’s close to retiring

Winning is not having to pay someone 300 million dollars

It’s all Boyer’s fault though

What’s the chances JR is senile and Hahn and KW are telling them they’re winning all these games?

Catch the fucking ball

Look at this lineup tonight? It’s just a bad team.

Crazy how bad this team is

Way to cover second, idiots

Just minimizing the Sox injuries because “every team has them”

The talent level is so overrated, only made worse by bad coaching.

I truly hate that man for destroying two franchises.

One of the worst parts of the Diekman move to start the 7th was he only got one lefty-lefty matchup. Grifol is just a moron.

Bulls choking it away with awful shot selection

Smug ass Hahn with another amazing acquisition. He couldn’t have come off as a bigger asshole today.

It doesn’t matter, this team is just bad. Think of trade deadline value more than anything else.

Just stopping in to say Grifol might be the worst manager I’ve ever seen

It’s just comical that after all the joking about it, of course Yoan has a lasting injury from the WBC.

Welp…