fathom

First pitch inner half fastball….don’t hit that crap to the left side on the ground. No wonder he has no power production.

Banks dominating

That’s funny you think someone is watching this

Or they’re overreacted to a homer Shewmake hit despite an awful track record of hitting in the minors? Don’t get me wrong, they both suck, but it goes to show you they had no plan when free agency started.

0-4 with RISP already

I’m confused as to why they brought in DeJong if they were just going to give Shewmake so much playing time.

So the veterans Getz brought in this offseason are 9 for 73 at the plate with 6 walks

Good to see Fletcher being more productive

Most dangerous hitter on this team by far

Send Vaughn down to AAA. His swing is so bad now. Also, the Grossman/Pillar combo has been a disaster.

What happened to being off every Monday?

Yep, expected Cena, but Taker got me. That was incredibly entertaining.

Yep, Getz has no one to blame but himself for having so many bad hitters in the lineup.

Salvy for 4 million would have been a great signing

Pedro’s record

Did the Sox pay you to mention they’ve won that many?

62-109

They all suck

The most drastic falloff of all time

That ages people to look 30 years older than they are

Send Vaughn down to the minors and send a message. You’re going to lose anyways.

0-16 for Pillar and Grossman

Wilson threw 5 pitches….why exactly couldn’t he start the 7th? I’m convinced Grifol has been kept around to ensure this team loses.

On the bright side, at least we’ve only had to hear “stand up southside” once this year

Funny thing I was thinking of is they also had the worst ST record. Yeah, there’s a huge lack of talent that just so happens to have a terrible leader.