Jake

Drake pitching?

It's not something I've gotten a ton of value out of tbh. But I know teams put some weight on it or similar methods so there must be some utility there. Just focuses on that one part of pitching, the physical characteristics of the pitches. Once you have lots of results, there are other things you can pay attention to. Can be interesting when it changes (or doesn't) though. FWIW, it is somewhat forgiving Urquidy's slow velo due to the fact he has great rise on the heater and he has good velo/movement differentials.

Likes changeup and slider a lot, curveball and 4-seam about average, sinker below average

Haters don't wanna hear about Stuff+ being above average for Urquidy

Urquidy cannot hear the doubters

M&M guy in the building

Colson has made decent contact a couple times tonight. Not like "he was robbed" territory but either of those could have dropped in for hits if sprayed very slightly differently.

f*** Comerica Park

I'm okay with him. I imagine that he's a dog that was turned into a man due to some kind of magical genie thing.

for a moment I thought the RF was moving slowly because he was settling under it so I can't hate on Schriff for thinking the same thing for a second

Jackson Jobber more like

Dingleberry not so great with the challenges either

If you asked Steve Stone the response would include something about his body mass index

If you're not with me at my Jose Urquidy I don't want you at my Tristan Peters

Give me some of those 79mph doubles please

You're right Schriff, many people have watched Urquidy pitch and asked "how do they hit the ball that far?"

Colson has to stay on the field to prevent him from going full-time as advertising pitch man

Soxtalk, usually

Romo back to his wicked ways of being unable to hit it beyond the infielders

Jobe really pitched well after the two hit batsmen. Only hittable pitches he threw were to Braden, who handled the last one thrown to him. Might be a slog tonight at this rate.

Nice job Braden!

Fantastic pitches to Benny too.

Perfect 3-2 pitch. Glad he didn't roll over it although I'm amazed he managed to pop it to the pull side.

That's two! That's two! Fight!

Correction: he's already largely converted to 3B. There's very much something of a luxury Jake Burger profile in there.