My girlfriend just told me a funny story. My girlfriend knows a girl who apparently was Jason Bartlett's f***-buddy before he made it to the majors this season. I have met this girl. She is a stripper with huge natural boobs and a so-so face. She's not bad looking at all but she isn't hot either. Her body is amazing though. The funny thing about the story is that she may have had an STD. So either Jason Bartlett gave her an STD or she gave Bartlett an STD.