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Ex-Sox prospect, Matt Guerrier, in for Cy Mays. The Twinkies' defense is falling apart. Durham just reached 1st on an error by 3rd baseman Glenn Williams. I guess that's what happens when you play a bunch of AAA scrubs.

Shannon Stewart... HE GAWN! Inning over with a runner left stranded at 2nd base!

Twinkies just lost their SS... "Minnesota Twins shortstop Juan Castro left the game due to an injured foot/ankle."

6-4 Giants now? I think I just splooged in my pants!

Alou with a leadoff single and Durham promptly grounds into the DP. Ahhh, Ray-Ray, how I don't miss you. Michael Tucker doubles and Pedro Feliz doubles. 4-1 Twins.

What a nice 1st inning for Tomko -- 42 pitches, 6 hits, and 4 ER. He gave up a homer and 2 doubles. Cy Mays threw 4 pitches in his 1st inning.

Make that 4-0 Twins. Tomko is getting shellacked. 34 pitches, 6 hits, and 4 ER in the 1st inning.

Ughhh. 2-run homer by Mauer in the 1st inning. 2-0 Twins. :puke

Exactly right.

Come on, Giants. Beat the Twinkies and get us our 5.5 game lead back!

The first trade in 2003.

So do I.

Buehrle has a 3-year contract worth $18 million... 2004: $3.5 million 2005: $6.0 million 2006: $7.75 million 2007: $9.5 million option; $1 million buyout

Ughhh. Why does he keep saying this s***?

It was actually Garland, Singleton, AND 2 pitching prospects for Erstad.

Hmmm, who would that be?

You are right. Konerko has struggled against lefties lately. Hawk even said as much a few games ago.

.254 career hitter, and that's not quite close enough to .260 in my opinion.

Urbina was on the Tigers. Did you think they were going to trade him to us?

Who's the bigger idiot -- Durbin or Blagojevich? It's a toss-up.

Rooney and Farmer will likely just move to the Score since they were hired by the Sox. Brian Dolgin could be gone though because he was hired by ESPN 1000 or they could release him from his contract and the Score could hire him.

http://dailyherald.com/sports/sportsstory.asp?id=62181 http://www.suntimes.com/output/feder/cst-fin-feder16.html

Wasn't DJ saying that he was injured or something?

So will I considering we are facing their scrub pitchers and they have a ton of injuries. Milton Bradley and Wilson Alvarez are also on the DL.

Derek Lowe and Brad Penny won't be due to pitch in the series. Odalis Perez is still on the DL. Gagne was just put back on the DL and may need Tommy John surgery on his elbow. Valenstache is also still on the DL. We will however get to see the return of Kelly Wunsch. Here are the probable pitching matchups for the series... Friday, June 17 D.J. Houlton, RHP (2-0, 5.72) vs. Mark Buehrle, LHP (7-1, 2.91) Saturday, June 18 Elmer Dessens, RHP (0-0, 4.00) or Derek Thompson, LHP (0-0, 4.20) vs. Freddy Garcia, RHP (6-3, 3.78) Sunday, June 19 Jeff Weaver, RHP (6-6, 5.15) vs. Jose Contreras, RHP (3-3, 3.81) We get to see their three worst starters.