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And the Twinkies go down 1-2-3. Chien-Ming Wang is pitching a good game (3 ER in 7 IP) but the Yankees' corpseball offense can't help him out.

After attending a game -- bars in Forest Park, IL. After watching a game from home -- back and forth to my fridge for an ice-cold PBR.

The Yankmees have 3 friggin' hits through 7 innings. That is pretty pathetic.

Yep, I'd rather have a hit or two every game from Crede than 1 homer every few games and nothing else.

Good lord, Giambi is worthless. This sack of s*** was actually the MVP over Frank in 2000? Amazing. Yankees go down 1-2-3 in the 7th inning. George must be thrilled.

1-2-3 inning for Wang. Score some runs you overpaid bastards.

1-out single by Matsui. Yankees can't score. Nice $200+ million payroll there, George!

He said Timo could play 1st base? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Wow, Twinkies strand the leadoff double. I'm surprised Lew Ford didn't knock him in with 2 outs. Still 3-2 Twins going into the 6th inning.

I say again... OWNED!!!

Leadoff double by Castro. WTF.

A DOUBLE BY CANO! 3-2 Twins now!

Runners at 1st and 2nd for Robinson Cano. 2 outs though.

The Yankees have corpseball going on.

Leadoff single for Pay-Rod. Now score you overpaid scrubs... Nice strikeout, Giambi. Better get back on the juice.

Stupid Yankees. They can't help us out for s***.

Willie: 8 BB's, 9 K's Timo: 4 BB's, 14 K's

Ummm, because Timo can't hit for s***?

I don't love Willie, but in 51 AB's he is hitting .275 with a .373 OBP, 3 RBI's, and 4 stolen bases.

I know of 1 game at least when he couldn't hit a sac fly with 1 out and a man on 3rd base.

Agreed. If Pierzynski wasn't there to threaten to kick Jose in the balls everytime he walks a guy, his WHIP would be 2.00.

Paulie needs a day off. Timo is playing 1st base.

Timo now has a .197 AVG with a .246 OBP. Sorry, but 2 clutch hits don't make up for that crap.

Okay, well let's see who can play the outfield then... Podsednik Rowand Dye Everett Ozuna Willie I think we would still be okay without Timo.