Jabroni

Garland in a groove now. But he has 64 pitches through 4 innings.

At least Dye hit it hard again.

Rowand hitting .292 now.

At least he walks.

Yep, that was Dye-esque.

53 pitches through 3 inning for Garland. Frank - Konerko - Rowand due up...

Yep... Pronk = Project Donkey

FUNDAMENTALS!

Cruddy's crappy bouncer at least got Uribe to 3rd.

I don't think he is even going to try. He is so bad.

0-2 count to Uribe and he hits a leadoff double!

3 deep flyouts.

Throw a strike, Judy.

Garland is pitching like ass.

Willie doing the sprinkler in the dugout. LOL.

Garland is back to the Garland of old.

HAHA! FOX just showed Buehrle doing the slip-and-slide on the tarp.

Contreras should have a lot more wins. He never gets any run support. But he also doesn't always last too many innings. That's another reason he gets a lot of no decisions.

Except Ted Williams never cheated.

It's dumping here in Oak Park.

Damn, it just got ugly all of a sudden. I'm hearing thunder in the Oak Park area.

Cruddy makes Vinny Castilla look like Scott Rolen.

FRANK!!!

Did anyone notice that Rowand was wearing high socks? Has he done this before or is he just copying Podsednik and El Duque?

The Choadmeister was 2 for 4 with an RBI. He is now hitting .364 with a .462 OBP in 33 AB's. Time to bring him up, Kenny.