South Side Fireworks Man

At least he ran it out.

I'll wait for confirmation from Katy Perry's Booty Hole.

Keep it alive for Eloy.

Okay Tim. Now let's score some runs. A lot of runs.

Let's put up a snowman in the top of the ninth and take our chances with the pen.

We need a new owner and a new GM.

Well that's game.

s%*#

C'mon Oscar.

Ugh

Need a Grandal bomb.

Sheets fooled by two sliders in a row.

Nice start Yoan.

I thought he was supposed to be good.

Whatever works.

That would be the best thing that could happen for the 2023 White Sox.

Vaughn is such a good hitter.

Moncada is such a dummy.

Who needs a good catcher anyway?

SMH

Hey, a Sox hitter hustles down the line! Haven't seen that in a while.

Or maybe they'll just start the season a man short. After all, this is the White Sox we're talking about.

I would certainly hope so. Or Hasely. Just not Leury, please.

Isn't Hanser Alberto made redundant by Romy Gonzales?

Moncada - always the drama queen.