South Side Fireworks Man

OK, got you.

Huh?

Fuckin' White Sox make me sick.

He's a left handed slugger from the NL. What could go wrong? At least he's young not past his prime, so he's got that going for him. That's why the Sox won't get him.

Sox won't get Soto. He's good.

And then when he comes back he will have permanently lost a step and a half speedwise.

The Sox proved they can compete and even beat the Cubs! This is the high-point of the 2022 season.

Jake Burger, ladies and gentlemen! Your new starting third baseman!

At least AV moved him to third.

I'll take a wild pitch followed by a passed ball.

Well what do you know??

The Cubs and the Sox should be merged into one team and be called the Cocks.

Sounds about right.

How many will the Cubs score this inning? The Manfred runner is a given.

Neither team deserves to win this game.

Bullshit call.

I'm glad he wasn't bunting.

Engel comes through again!

C'mon Adam, just hit a home run.

Two evenly matched teams about to settle which is the worst baseball team in Chicago this season.

I walked away to feed the dog and I come back and see the Cubs already scored LOL!

How many will the Cubs score this inning? At least one because of the Manfred runner.

Screw Grandal already.

It's a good thing it was a bad throw.

Come on Jose, reach back and pull out a miracle.