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scouting report? our guys don't even know the coach's name in order to ask.

BRO THAT'S LITERALLY RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

GET ROMY OFF MY SCREEN

These two teams are ready to go home.

That didn't take long.

Honestly of him, burger and sheets he's the odd man out right now.

Why the f*** is steve stone eating chicken fingers with a fork? What goofballs we have in the booth.

I mean he's a ball of muscle. Some guys just tear and rip easier than others. He's got a herniated disc in his mid 20s. That's just bad luck.

He's a pretty good player but he's always hurt.

I wish Gavin was actually good. We just cannot seem to produce power hitters.

Moncada dressed like the bouncer at a Little Havana club.

Nasty pitch.

It would be nice to have Dane Dunning back.

Romy is the worst player I've ever seen in the big leagues.

Grandal is such a shitty catcher.

Got a fucking cookie and popped it up.

What a fucking moronic move pulling Lambert.

We constantly fail to put pitchers away, which puts more pressure on our very mediocre pitching staff. If our guys would learn to fucking take a walk we'd be scoring another run per game easy.

Lambert can only go one inning?

I mean, 99.9% of the time I DGAF, but he looks like he's going clubbing. Either button the buttons or remove the chains. Can't do both until you've got the 20 WAR.

That was a missed hit and run perhaps and Yaz still couldn't throw him out. If that throw is anywhere near the bag he's probably out.

Good job Lambert. Decent inning.

Great camerawork boys.

Moncada looks like a fucking idiot with that look. I feel like that look should only be allowed once you have accumulated 20 career WAR.