Big Hurtin

What did I miss, the umpire hit Abreu with a bat?

The 8th inning offense turned into a can of Pringles.

Nice, almost his second of the game. (nice because he got the run in)

So, he DOESN'T bunt the one time where almost everyone would agree it's the right play. ?‍♂️

Wasn't Sale also, when he first came up?

Saving Hendriks to pinch run in the 10th (if it gets there), I guess.

Seems most of ESPN programming, besides live games, consists of chumming.

Um..

Finally, some offensive fireworks

When "We're going to see the Sox." has the same energy as "We have to go to a wake for your aunt who died."

Manners LOL, doing the wave at a stadium? C'mon that's ridiculous.

I thought he didn't do that anymore.

I hope they don't visit you when you're older. You sound like a real "winner". ?

Damn

That didn't take long.

Is it a cotton uniform?

Yes, green = sarcasm here, at least it did, not seeing it as much nowadays.

What am I looking at, regarding the LMAO especially. ?

Hendriks needs to get a hat that fits better. He keeps fidgeting with it for some reason.

Must have something against Adams. ?

Nick Magical

Nicky 2 bags

Someone who didn't even look at the schedule for June, presumably.

Just hope he's not the first guy popped in the sticky substances crackdown. ?

I wonder what the numbers are for non-pitchers.