Milkman delivers

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:32 PM) The Perfect Plex? Can't recall that one. ?

Good news everyone, third string 1B, Ross Gload, does not have a broken neck. And Tito, the Perfect Plex, of course.

You're all just hating on Garcia. Really, it's more fun to talk about wrestling than it is to pay attention to Garcia pitching.

QUOTE(Wanne @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:20 PM) 50 First Dates. I enjoyed that one a lot...just because I have HUGE wood for Drew Barrymore though. That movie sucked and I think less of you as a person for enjoying it. Seriously though, it sucked.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:18 PM) This just in! Jeff Weaver's career is just about over. It must suck to get booted from a rotation because of your little brother. And Santo, I'm just gonna not respond because everyone seems to be having a good time. I'll definitely take your words to heart, though.

I can't believe I forgot Waterboy. Damn, I suck.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:15 PM) Oh you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody. Best entrance ever.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:14 PM) Agree 100%. Except I liked Longest Yard. Nothing beats the big 5 he had from 95-99 though. Longest Yard was a remake, so was Deeds. I don't count them. Big 5? Is that Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, Big Daddy...and I'm drawing a blank?

God damn hell I want to see how that translates. Hmm, didn't change it at all.

Adam Sandler's movies have sucked since Big Daddy. He needs to go back to his old style. I'm sick of watching him as a middle-aged dad dealing with whatever the gosh darn old men deal with.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:07 PM) Seriously dude, seek some help or smoke some pot. Depression really takes a toll on one's life. I'd say my posts have been extremely light-hearted and even optimistic for a little over a week. It seems like you're the one with the agenda here. It's the second time you've called me out in 3 pages.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:06 PM) David Arquette wants to play for the White Sox. Says he wants to be our Number One Starter. How can we lose? I can't believe he actually was the WCW champion.

I thought I'd get some love for my "perfect" line, but I guess not.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:03 PM) Dye knew it. I had that feeling too. Are the Sox back to being "good" again yet? Milkman, shoota? No, that...was...perfect.

Jermaine Dye is so our MVP.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 07:59 PM) Perhaps they should show him up for throwing 87 mph heaters. I think they should throw their arms up in disgust every time Garcia gives up a bomb. See how our chubby pothead starter likes that.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 07:58 PM) Actually I think that Mack will give you more stolen bases now that Mr. Dergan has been neutered on the base paths. Mr. Dergan is hurt, there is no other explanation why he is slow now. Well, then there's absolutely no reason for Pods to be starting with Mackowiak on the bench. Not a single reason.

QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 07:57 PM) OK, I know this is a little behind, but I thought Freddy really showed up gload on that chopper, then absolutely fell asleep on the pop up that AJ caught am I just nit picking? I saw the same thing. By my count, it's the third time Freddy has shown up a teammate.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 07:50 PM) Well in general Gload is a very good base runner and a pretty heads up player. He's so consistent that i have no doubt that he could hit .300 or near .300 as an everyday player. He lacks pop but I also think he could hit 15 Hr's. Problem is he's always stuck on the wrong teams (behind so many good 1st baseman whether it was in Colorado, the Northside or here). The one flaw I'd have with Mack is I don't think he does a good enough job working the count. But Mack would be a major upgrade defensively and like Gload, Mack is an above average baserunner who does the little things. Mackowiak's defense, arm, average, power, and OBP are all much better than Pods'. Mackowiak won't steal as many bases, but he will steal them intelligently. His caught stealing won't be near as many as Pods. Mackowiak is a better base runner...and he hustles more.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 07:48 PM) Maybe if our players would communicate on the field, they might have been able to have a chance to get him out. I'm talking about on Shealy's single to Gload. It looked to me that Freddy showed up Gload right after it, but Ross was facing the other way anyway.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 07:45 PM) I think Mack and Gload should just start and leadoff. I'm not kidding either. I've been calling for Mack to lead off for a while now. A long time.

Anyone notice Freddy's reaction after the infield single by Shealy? I think he showed up another teammate.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 04:39 PM) "Can you smell what Freddy Garcia is Tokin'"!? I was gonna say that Freddy is gonna lay the smack down on these jabroni's and roody-poo, candy asses, but I can't top yours. Nice.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 04:30 PM) It's funny, but if he wins the GG this year, it will be more because of what he's doing on offense than it is defense. Crede had a better defensive last season, in my opinion. Our 3 best all-around players this year have been Dye, Crede, and Konerko. You know I'm calling you that or Curt the reason of the season. I'd be very happy with that. And just like that, we've hijacked another thread and brought it to wrestling.

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 04:29 PM) Also the green seats are the reason that Vazquez sucks. You don't think Boras clients have a tendency to have career years right before they sign a contract? QUOTE(Jake @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 04:28 PM) No Mr. Milkman, don't kill me. Can I call you Mr. Milkman, sir? Whatever you want me to do I'll do it, master. Mr. Perfect will do.