Milkman delivers

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 09:07 PM) Imo, this isn't on Garcia. He's kept them in the game and while he's sucked this inning, prior to this most of it was on the defense. Oh and giving up hits to Teahen is not something I can really gripe about considering the guy was the best offensive player in the month of july. Well, if we have to give guys credit for "only" pitching one bad inning and still losing, or winning games where they give up like 6 runs, I'll blame Garcia for giving up too many runs to win.

Must be good to be Ozzie's nephew and/or golf partner.

Two reasons we're currently losing tonight: -Freddy Garcia's subpar pitching -Pods' defense But hey, at least it's something new, and not the same thing that always beats us.

The Tigers have lost once to the Royals, and they've played them over 10 times, I believe.

For some reason, the board isn't letting me quote your post, Gene. But anyway, by contract year, I meant in a sense like last year was Garland's contract year. He wasn't going into free agency, but by pitching so well, he got an extension. By Crede having such an amazing year, he will probably get locked up for a few years in the offseason. Who knows if he'll revert back to his norm, like Beltre or any of the other cases of a guy getting a multi-year deal.

My satellite went out. Crud... HULK HOGAN HULK HOGAN HULK HOGAN

Uribe does that silly little wrist flip catch all the time. And he always looks like he's gonna drop the ball. He really f***ed up today doing it. Seriously, he could NOT have picked a worse day to do it. You just got benched for being lazy on defense, and you do that. He's going to be sitting a while.

Haha, oh man. Welcome back to the bench, Juan. What a terrible time to do something like that.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:33 PM) I don't know what it is... or atleast I can't remember. Mr. Perfect's finisher. It was a variation of the fisherman's suplex.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:32 PM) The Perfect Plex? Can't recall that one. ?

Good news everyone, third string 1B, Ross Gload, does not have a broken neck. And Tito, the Perfect Plex, of course.

You're all just hating on Garcia. Really, it's more fun to talk about wrestling than it is to pay attention to Garcia pitching.

QUOTE(Wanne @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:20 PM) 50 First Dates. I enjoyed that one a lot...just because I have HUGE wood for Drew Barrymore though. That movie sucked and I think less of you as a person for enjoying it. Seriously though, it sucked.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:18 PM) This just in! Jeff Weaver's career is just about over. It must suck to get booted from a rotation because of your little brother. And Santo, I'm just gonna not respond because everyone seems to be having a good time. I'll definitely take your words to heart, though.

I can't believe I forgot Waterboy. Damn, I suck.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:15 PM) Oh you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody. Best entrance ever.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:14 PM) Agree 100%. Except I liked Longest Yard. Nothing beats the big 5 he had from 95-99 though. Longest Yard was a remake, so was Deeds. I don't count them. Big 5? Is that Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, Big Daddy...and I'm drawing a blank?

God damn hell I want to see how that translates. Hmm, didn't change it at all.

Adam Sandler's movies have sucked since Big Daddy. He needs to go back to his old style. I'm sick of watching him as a middle-aged dad dealing with whatever the gosh darn old men deal with.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:07 PM) Seriously dude, seek some help or smoke some pot. Depression really takes a toll on one's life. I'd say my posts have been extremely light-hearted and even optimistic for a little over a week. It seems like you're the one with the agenda here. It's the second time you've called me out in 3 pages.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:06 PM) David Arquette wants to play for the White Sox. Says he wants to be our Number One Starter. How can we lose? I can't believe he actually was the WCW champion.

I thought I'd get some love for my "perfect" line, but I guess not.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:03 PM) Dye knew it. I had that feeling too. Are the Sox back to being "good" again yet? Milkman, shoota? No, that...was...perfect.

Jermaine Dye is so our MVP.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 07:59 PM) Perhaps they should show him up for throwing 87 mph heaters. I think they should throw their arms up in disgust every time Garcia gives up a bomb. See how our chubby pothead starter likes that.