BigSqwert

Zsa Zsa Gabor would probably faint from reading that stuff.

Xeroxing those thoughts would be as earth shattering as those wikileaks.

Virtual keyboard is something you should look into. I think it reads your mind.

Type faster then!

Really wanted to use a Qatar reference there but I'm too slow.

Or snowman on snow-woman sex.

look at my new avatar.

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Dec 2, 2010 -> 11:53 AM) If the White Sox sign Dunn, whether he likes it or not, he's going to DH a ton. Ozzie Guillen still manages the team.

Balta, I'm jealous.

Zelda was a video game that I used to enjoy on the NES.

Sarah Palin is a quitter.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Dec 2, 2010 -> 11:34 AM) jcrasnick The Chicago White Sox have jumped in on free agent Adam Dunn, according to sources. Kenny Williams' interest appears serious less than a minute ago via web He's Alive! Alive!

Perfect time to change the subject.

Can McCain be a bigger douche in these DADT hearings?

Is Kenny Williams even alive?

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Dec 2, 2010 -> 08:08 AM) He'll go to the NL and dominate. Is it really easier for a closer to dominate in the NL? Wouldn't pitchers typically get pinch hit for when a closer comes in?

Kids say the darndest things.

How am I supposed to get any work done now that I keep picturing Jim all oiled up and wearing a thong?

f*** you for sharing.

Didn't need that mental image.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Dec 2, 2010 -> 09:39 AM) A L'il Sqwert created this L'il Sqwert. We terrified. Congrats, yo. Thanks Steve.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Dec 2, 2010 -> 08:33 AM) So is tonight the biggest night in Cleveland sports history since the Browns won the '64 NFL Championship?? I'd say the AFC Championship vs Elway was bigger or game 1 of the NBA finals vs the Spurs.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Dec 2, 2010 -> 07:18 AM) I'm counting the minutes! There will be a L'il Sqwert roaming these parts very soon. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

June 2nd. Thanks!

QUOTE (iamshack @ Dec 1, 2010 -> 10:25 PM) Ugh...looks like I'll be buying the filter and bringing my own water then...time to go water bottle shopping! Yeah my pregnant wife's jaw dropped when we learned that while watching the movie. She exclusively drank from those at work.