BigSqwert

QUOTE (fathom @ May 7, 2010 -> 04:40 PM) Awesome, another lineup with Kotsay and Vizquel in it. As Bernstein said, when you have those two in the same Major League lineup, you deserve to lose. It's like having two pitchers bat in our lineup.

The tasering in Philly sounds like the perfect story line for a future It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Concord, MA to be First U.S. Town to Ban Bottled Water

How about just running a bunch of barbed wire along the walls surrounding the field.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ May 7, 2010 -> 02:25 PM) Pierre7, Vizquel4, Jonesdh, Rios8, AJ2, Q9, Teahen5, Kotsay3, Ram6. Buehrle pitching. Ugh

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 7, 2010 -> 02:13 PM) Profound. I guess I have better self-restraint than you today.

Palin starting to lose Tea Party support?

Pierre

QUOTE (fathom @ May 7, 2010 -> 12:24 PM) It was more like 91 or 92 mph

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ May 7, 2010 -> 12:44 PM) Yea... but not that I would actually find it funny for real. *ahem* *looks around* :-| It's your use of the word 'child' that's very disturbing.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 7, 2010 -> 12:03 PM) Running a surge of electricity across a person's body with the point of causing extreme pain isn't? No. It's an enhanced interrogation technique.

Right now I say Rios. He's a genuine 5 tool every day player and will be our CF for a few years, a position we've been trying to fill for what seems like forever.

I'm surprised it even happened. Seems like there were more security guards at the game than fans. I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your servers.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ May 7, 2010 -> 10:51 AM) I think you have to give pods some credit - he figured some stuff out with his health and training and it's made a big difference in his ability to be consistent. He's a terrible fielder and a bad base runner, but the guy gets on base, works counts and puts the ball in play. I would love to see him as our DH this season. Kenny and Ozzie made a mistake, not that they'll admit it (see Pierre and Kotsay). And don't forget the Teahen trade and extension.

I'm waiting 2 weeks for the Kerasotes 5 Buck Club.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ May 7, 2010 -> 10:29 AM) I find it incredibly unlikely that those two keep hitting near .200, nor will Pierre for that matter. Pierre is actually having a solid month of May so far. He's coming around. Now for the other 2.

Anyone try Crust on Division? I've been meaning to go forever but have yet to make the trek.

We will take the next 3 in this series.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 6, 2010 -> 10:20 PM) The Royals have 12 runs tonight. I guess Peavy gets more credit for shutting them down? I thought his win against them was incredibly impressive. Just look how their offense looked the following 2 nights.

QUOTE (jeffro2525 @ May 6, 2010 -> 10:03 PM) Pods had a 3 run homer tonight to tie the Royals/Rangers game in the late innings...Us...we can't even get two guys on base... I'm sure Pierre will have plenty of 3 run homers this season.

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 6, 2010 -> 09:58 PM) Jesus Christ Sqwert, I love your sense of humor, but let. it. go. If we can't vent and whine after a piss poor performance in here than what's the point of having a message board?

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 6, 2010 -> 09:51 PM) Well at least Guillen had a nice laugh. Fun times in the post game presser. Thank goodness he keeps all of the pressure off the players. See how wonderfully they respond with all the pressure focused on him.

QUOTE (jeffro2525 @ May 6, 2010 -> 09:47 PM) At least get Beckham out of the 2 hole...it's enough already. He doesn't even make productive outs.

At least I know I'll be saving a lot of money this summer. Ain't no way I'm wasting my hard earned money at the ball park to watch this pile of crap.

Danks will probably wind up 8-13 with an ERA around 2.5 this year.