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That might have been the worst one of the season IMO. Season overall was solid though.

I'm celebrating ss2k5 birthday week by going back and reading every post he's ever typed. Currently in the 21K range.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 01:52 PM) bacon flavored.......Factory refurbished condoms

I'll start: The New Testament audio book narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

QUOTE (Tex @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 12:41 PM) ...when I enlarged it, it looked kind of weird. I hope no one entered your office as you read your post aloud.

xxslofmij is a crappy anagram for FlaSoxxJim.

You're too quick Balta. "That's what she said"

Zigfried of "Zigfried and Roy" fame used it once in a show I attended back in the day. Teaches me to take on the vocabulary of a foreigner wearing sequin suits.

Bursted out laughing when I heard it.

Did anyone notice on SNF after Jared Allen knocked down Warner, Al Michaels announced "sooner or later you're going to get 69 in your face"?

Whoops. Misread your facebook. I'm 2 days too early. Ah well. It's never too early to celebrate.

If your post count is an indication of your age then you must be about 62 today. Have a good one.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Dec 9, 2009 -> 02:05 PM) I'm glad you support Harry "s*** for brains" Reid so much. Actually I don't support him at all. Just was a very juvenile, non-value added post that added nothing to the discussion.

It's about time... Link

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Dec 9, 2009 -> 10:02 AM) I was gonna delete that but whatever. When did Kap direct anything towards you? He didnt. You and others say essentially the same s*** about Palin, GWB others all the time. Who the hell cares that Kap used a naughty word (OMG!). That was the only difference. Get over it. I just find the rules on this site to be confusing. Replace Harry Reid in the statement he made with a Sox player, a member of this site, a religious figure, etc and most people would get banned in here. Different rules for Admins? The "It's my house and the rules don't apply to me" attitude don't sit well with me.

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Dec 9, 2009 -> 09:57 AM) It's funny how easily some people complain about others when they themselves say things about people on the other side that mean essentially the same thing. Yeah. It's an almost everyday occurrence where I throw a bunch of obscenities at people on this forum. Thanks for keeping track for me.

Mitch McConnell is the biggest douchebag asshole ever to be in the Senate. And he has s*** for brains, quite literally.

Struggling to choose a flex player. Here are my options for a standard scoring non-ppr league: Dallas Clark vs Denver (Denver a pretty good pass D but can anyone stop Indy's offense?) Chris Brown vs Seattle (Slaton done for the year but Brown will split carries with Moats) J Stewart @ New England (NE may stack the line because of no pass offense from Carolina. Also might need to plug him in as a starter if DWill is a no-go) Rock Cartwright @ Oakland (Although he's the starter it's a RBBC for Washington and he hasn't really shown much. Oakland terrible vs the run) Jeremy Maclin at NYG (Philly offense blew out the Giants last time they met and beat them 4 straight) Kevin Walter vs Seattle (Seattle has terrible pass D. Walter hasn't shown much even though Daniels is done for the year) Quinton Ganther vs Raiders (Just named the starting RB for Skins) Devon Bess at Jags (Doesn't score many TDs but targets are increasing)

QUOTE (knightni @ Dec 8, 2009 -> 05:06 PM) Sure! Why thank ya!

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Dec 8, 2009 -> 07:43 PM) Harry Reid is the biggest douchebag asshole ever to be a majority leader. And he has s*** for brains, quite literally. I thought there were rules in place on this forum for saying things like this?

Just imagine all the pun potential if we acquired him.

Can I get my member line changed to "Green Balloons"?

QUOTE (Pumpkin Escobar @ Dec 8, 2009 -> 04:18 PM) At worst, you'll sell out tickets in a heartbeat. I honestly don't think there's a player in baseball that we could acquire that would guarantee sellouts on a nightly basis.

If they threw in Cindy Crawford circa 1992 then I'd be all for it.

Give us a little more info. How old are you? What are your interests? Do you like night clubs? Sports bars? Strip clubs? Sightseeing?