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Terrible Christmas Gift Ideas

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I'll start:

 

The New Testament audio book narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

Crucified Jesus swizzle stick set.

bacon flavored.......whatever.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 01:52 PM)
bacon flavored.......whatever.

For my B-Day, my sister gave me two tickets to a Beer and Bacon Tasting and a bar on the north side.

 

Countdown clock to the Day of your Death.

Lifetime Movie Network box set of every single movie they've produced.

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QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 02:58 PM)
Countdown clock to the Day of your Death.

I just remembered I gave that last year.

Factory refurbished condoms.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 02:20 PM)
Factory refurbished condoms.

 

What if the warranty has been extended?

 

 

All Access behind the scenes pass to the shower room at Stateville prison.

Christmas sweaters.

 

 

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 01:58 PM)
Lifetime Movie Network box set of every single movie they've produced.

Only 6 posts into the thread and the ultimate winner has already been decided. There is simply no way to top this.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 01:47 PM)
I'll start:

 

The New Testament audio book narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

That would be a fantastic gift IMO.

The That's My Mama DVD Collection.

:lolhitting already one of the funniest threads
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QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Dec 10, 2009 -> 01:52 PM)
bacon flavored.......Factory refurbished condoms

 

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A menorah with Santa and the 8 reindeer as the candleholders.

Tiger Does Porn Stars, the DVD set.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Dec 11, 2009 -> 10:15 AM)
Tiger Does Porn Stars, the DVD set.

That wouldn't be a terrible gift. In fact, if there is such a thing, I want it

10 Gallon tub of Metamucil.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Dec 11, 2009 -> 02:23 PM)
any season of "Ghost Hunters"

 

Otherwise known as "Grown Men Screaming like little girls"

Spencer and Heidi's Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment and Soul Food Cookbook

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