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QUOTE (Greg Hibbard @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 01:43 PM) wow, tough crowd delete thread, I guess? Just in case Gordon gets wind of this thread I would make sure to lock all of your doors and windows.

Colbert's recent tweet: so bill clinton is bringing two women home with him. what a surprise

QUOTE (bmags @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 01:00 PM) I really like how this would balance our team out. I just don't see Ozzie doing that though.

Happy birthday Mike!

Any giveaways tonight, aside from the boner Beckham will give me?

Right now it's a toss up for me between Jose and Torres.

Matt your Abbatacola

based on everything we know about Blackwater I find this hard to believe.

QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 11:21 AM) http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?a...;t=1000&a=n Good Benchmark Bang Dock Homer Grab Mocked Hon Bank Chrome God Charged Knob Om Charmed Knob Go Mach Broken God Macho Kerb Dong Danker Comb Hog Dogma Born Heck Dang Bock Homer Grand Comb Hoke Dank Comber Hog Back Dong Her Om A few of those belong in the *ahem* thread.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 11:04 AM) Definitely time to get rid of Contreras with his 2.15 ERA in June and 4.06 ERA in July. Way to cherry pick. He's looked very good in his last few starts.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 11:02 AM) Seriously Kap, you're actually trying to blame Obama in part for people refusing to believe Obama is a citizen? Well it's his fault for not having been born at Rockefeller Plaza on New Year's Eve and having his birth televised. That would be the only way I would trust that he's an American citizen.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 10:53 AM) what? I was just messing with him.

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 10:34 AM) But which would you prefer? Me using the term limp-wristed or saying "bicylists are ***'s"? See, even I won't even use the "f" there, at least I'm trying to be as non-offensive as possible while still getting my point across. These competitive bikers DO wear tight spandex, after all. You got me there. No bigotry whatsoever.

I equate your limp-wristed comment to 'bicyclist are f**s'.

I'm wondering when opposing managers try coming up with 'the Beckham rules' like they tried to do against Jordan in the NBA.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 09:35 AM) What is this supposed message? What other ways should the US have tried to get these two women out of prison? The message had something to do with going along with the fake Hawaiian birth certificate.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 09:23 AM) O'Sullivan looks pretty decent. Anyone got a book on him? via ESPN:

I was checking out the replay and it turns out that the pitch he "just missed" in the 5th was a fly out only because he decided to use a whiffle bat for that one at bat.

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 09:00 AM) How is it bigoted? I think you're just being a little too sensitive about everything, it's not like I insulted you personally or called you out. I guess I'm just not finding "limp-wristed" as offensive because I used to joke around with a friend by calling him that as his nickname. Even he thought it was funny. Chillaaaaaaaaaaaaaax So it's only bigoted if it offends you.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 08:46 AM) Because that's what he said. It's exactly what he said to me via PM.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 11:37 PM) BS. A photo op isn't the only thing this cost the US. He was there to deliver a message from the Messiah... and he got to take the reporters home in exchange for whatever that message was. So it would have been better to have them rot in a prison or perhaps even to get tortured just so we can continue to be "tough guys"?

I'll be at the game tonight. Just look for the guy throwing roses at third base.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 08:18 PM) I have to believe that Obama is just letting the fringe portion of the conservative base hang the rest of the party with this birther thing. http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/200...ia_certificate/ Let them dig their own grave.

Why isn't "Whenever Slayer is at bat" one of the poll options?

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 10:08 PM) Pods may be the dumbest man in the majors but he sure can hit! Dumbest man in the majors?