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QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 06:59 PM) That outfield's going to be an adventure! You said it!

Alright boys, 2 days away, it's an hour long, and it will be hilarious. Leading up to Thursday night's insanity, let's all list our favorite episodes. For me, it's: "Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City" - the title storyline isn't even the best, as the parts where Dennis and Frank are cops and Charlie is Serpico are mad-classic. Later, b****es.

MNF Game 1 Regular broadcasters: Good MNF Game 2 Mike & Mike: f***ing awful ...and when Jaws disagreed with Gruden on what the other coach was going to do, Jaws was right 90% of the time.

This can only be a good thing. Sometimes change is just needed.

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 01:19 PM) The comments are the best part of the article. "Is Steve black and can he dunk." You should have answered: It says NON ATHLETE, obviously hes white. Hahaha, yeah... I called that person racist in there.

QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 12:25 PM) Actually, they were named after the Black Hawk military division of WW I. The division was named after the Chief. Of course, the Chief murdered hundreds of early Illinois and Iowa settlers, so yeah, let's honor him. That's a weird looking military division.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 12:24 PM) Why not games against the Cardinals more often than not? NO s***. My dad and I love these.

If they ever try to change the Blackhawks I'll kill someone. It's meant to honor him.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 11:33 AM) There is absolutely no way you'd even get a shot off STeve. None. If he wanted to, you'd be absolutely screwed. And given the call out, I got a feeling he'd also knock your ass out. I'd sue him. I'd run around and chuck 3's and pray. He'd score everytime, so I would not allow the make-it take-it rule, and I'd work on my accuracy. It'd be on. He's a p**** though, and probably won't accept the challenge! I presume that'd be because he's scared.

QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 14, 2009 -> 08:46 PM) I saw Ben Wallace hit 22 threes in a row out of the corner during warm ups before a Bulls game I went to. All of those guys are lights out when they aren't guarded or going at game speed. Yet he can't hit free throws?

I would work on my conditioning and my long-distance, and I'd get real good at acting like I'd been elbowed in the face. I can do it! BELIEVE!!

The more hits, the better chance of him actually seeing it. Vote for a Harnden win if you have a chance! 26 Year Old Non-Athlete Calls Out Ben Wallace

I have a feeling Pedro would get rocked in the AL.

I'm going to watch as Randy Moss hopefully tears some s*** up tonight.

QUOTE (soxfan-kwman @ Sep 14, 2009 -> 02:18 PM) A-Rod pays a shrink to help him w/ his hitting from a metal side and a personal trainer to get his body ready. My point is that a guy who makes that much money (alex rios, a-rod, jeter, etc) should have a good sports shrink & a good personal trainer. I hav seen Rios actually connect on balls, but the ball just dies. I think he needs to bulk up properly-with a trainer. Maybe, get 1 or 2 sports Psychologists to work on his mental approach to the game. He should also get a wash cloth to clean all the sand out of his vagina. I kid! I kid!

No way. The great Red Sox weren't in the world series in 2005, and they, the Cubs, and the Yankees are the only teams that anyone cares about.

Buy Plz. Thnx.

Ok, Ozzie, if you don't get why your hitters can't hit crap pitchers, look no further than your hitting coach.

QUOTE (3E8 @ Sep 12, 2009 -> 11:10 AM) Classic.

She's got San Fernando Valley in her future.

I get back just in time to see some Dan Hudson it seems.

QUOTE (danman31 @ Sep 11, 2009 -> 05:41 PM) Is that real? Yeah, I posted that earlier today. QUOTE (hammerhead johnson @ Sep 11, 2009 -> 05:57 PM) Not funny? That's pretty much the most hilarious thing that I've seen on this site since I returned from hiatus. You're alright, Steve. And don't let any pantywaste tell you otherwise. ...and thank you!

Sorority Row... pretty intentionally funny.

It may be poor taste... but.

It may be poor taste... but.