Greg The Bull Luzinski

I need a roll of Duct Tape for Joey Cora. Nothing violent, just want to tape his hands to his sides.

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Aug 29, 2006 -> 09:05 PM) Yep, holding onto him throughout the trading deadline was a TREMENDOUS decision. McCarthy couldn't have -- at the worst -- duplicated his statistics. But Garcia has experience ... he has taken a pounding all year.

I thought we traded Jaime Navarro to Milwaukee about 5 years ago. But he has apparently been reincarnated as Fredy Garcia.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 08:17 PM) What timing I say. WHAT TIMING! It was sooooooo clever, I never saw that coming.

Looks who's back?!?! Kip it coming.

QUOTE(Sonik22 @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 08:06 PM) Jim always hustles! i luuuuv it! Pods would never hustle like that. He's only have a single.

The offense just is not scoring like it needs to tonight. I hope Garland throws them uder the bus for not scoring 7 runs tonight.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:51 PM) Garland is cruising!!!!! Game still on?

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:44 PM) It's simple -- AND FUN. Read in here: http://www.pagat.com/quartet/gofish.html OT: Playing GO FISH for shots is a cool bar game. Gets you drunk quick.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:41 PM) Fishing is still preferable to throwing stones in glass houses. Or throwing glass houses when stoned.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:40 PM) I don't fish. Wanna play Go Fish?

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:35 PM) He's talking about Nuke!!! I knew it!!! Yeah, that was pretty obvious.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:27 PM) I swear to god...right as I started reading that I ripped a HUGE one. But I know you will admit to your fart having odor.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:24 PM) I guess the personal attack policy is now null and void...........or just selectively applied. Don't hold your breath waiting for an answer. Some of us dont have to answer for their f***ups around here. Much like some people's farts have no odor.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:21 PM) Your sig...what drunkards? I don't follow... Probably refers to all the drunkards in Chat.

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:08 PM) Another scrub Minnesota player defeats us. Where's our Nick Punto? Isn't Punto Spanish for ... B----- ... a word that rhymes with "itch"

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:06 PM) Garland NEEDS to get out of this. Nice Sig Nuke.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 07:03 PM) Wartorn Lebanon would be a representation of the good side of the tracks in Gary. Or a good representation of Freddy's torn rotator cuff.

^^^^^ BobDylan, Would a pic of war torn Lebannon be a more appropriate representation of Gary?

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 06:55 PM) Looks like a promising site for work. You know it's a bad area when the liquor store is conjoined with a gas station. If Freddy was "dirty pee" he could not get hired there. QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 06:55 PM) It was no big thing in a town like that. You gotta kill at least 3 people before you attract the attention of law enforcement around there. That being the case, I think Gary would be a perfect new home for Freddy. He can smoke all the ganja he wants without drawing so much as a second glance from anyone. Murder is only a $15 fine in Gary, like a parking ticket.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 06:49 PM) Dude. The Gary RailCats would cut him in a New York Minute. Pumping gas is his only option and I think there are several stations in the city that now feature bulletproof glass for him to hide behind. I was just outside of Gary once and saw these 3 guys get out of a car with baseball bats and start beating the hell out of this other dude that was pumping gas. They beat him senseless and they serously messed up his car. And the other people and the station just stood there and watch like it was no big thing. I feel like the guy that got beat up after watching Freddy pitch.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 06:37 PM) Yeah, Might I suggest Gary Indiana? Nuke, do you really think Freddy could pitch for the Gary RailCats? They have the most expensive park of any minor league team. However, the minute Freddy hit the mound, balls would be flying onto the Indiana Tollroad causing massive ltraffic acidents and lawsuits against the teams. Now if Freddy was pumping gas, he would need somebody to blame for the high price of gas. The sox offense is out. Hmmmm ... Freddy would need a scape goat.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 19, 2006 -> 06:32 PM) If Freddy wasn't family he'd be pumping gas in Puerto Rico right next to Jamie Navarro. Nuke, Freddy would need a big pressure gas station to succeed. Perhaps if he worker at a very dangerous gas station, say one that gets robbed a lot.

As long as Mack is playing, I think I would rather see him leadoff than Pods. I see Pods is already proving what an effective leadoff man in this game too. Nice ground out.

I wish I had a better feeling about tonight's game. I wish a football game was on tonight.