Steff

Ziiinnnggg!!

Just like most other threads here..

I elaborated a bit more in response to QP. I completely agree with you. But it doesn't sound like this gal is open to accepting others. Maybe she'll change and everything will be OK. For your friends sake.. I hope so. Divorce sucks.

No coincidence that your phone is always on vibrate, eh..??

I agree with that.. most of my friends are Jim's friends wives. But I do have 2 friends I've had since grammar school that I do stuff with on a monthly basis. And I have single girlfriends at work that don't really hang with us as a couple. But this girl had no friends at her wedding...?? That's very strange to me.

TMI... TM effing I!!

I don't see it that way at all. They were promised a memorial and they are getting that. Yes, they may have been promised the remains - but s*** happens - and it's too expensive. Like I said a few weeks ago in another analogy.. my boss promised me a bigger office and a larger raise.. revenues didn't hit and the office was needed by IT... s*** happens.

But you see.. if she doesn't have any friends.. YOU are her friend. No gals to go out with.. no gals to gossip with.. no gals to take her shopping.. no gals to get her out of your hair while you watch the game with your buddies...

Oh boy.. she has no friends. No wonder she's taken control of his life. That's a HUGE red flag. Never, ever under any circumstances date a girl that has no friends... That's a look into your future boys..

I don't see anything wrong with it. Skeet & trap shooting is a school "function" and it's plainly obvious that the gun is not in "ready to shoot" mode. Silly, IMO.

Hmm.. that's a little creeeepy too. Eye.. what's she like to be around?

That Lynndie England gave birth to a son early this morning. Oddly.. I feel very sorry for this child. No link yet.. I'll post it when I see one.

Only in your dreams..

I'm really bad about responding to these. But Happy Birthday Kris... And to everyone I missed the past couple weeks also!!

Before their were choices or other ways of life..? You can hardly compare the cave man days - or even the 50's - to now. But I kinda see what you were trying to say.

It's for DirectTV. And yes.. that's a weird one also.

Obviously you misread above... the power light is green. :dips*** XOXOXOXO Brian.

Doesn't sound like he was given, or will be given in the near future, the opportunity to compromise (no boobies, be home by midnight, be up by 7... "yes mam!") That is no way to share a life. Apparently they've been together a while if they are getting married (eye.. can you fill in the details a bit?) and maybe he's just a sissy and likes being bossed around like a b**** so maybe they'll be just fine.

I love that chicken.. That "king" is creeeeeepy though. The way he just appears in the guys bed.. doesn't say a word.. and hands him the sammich...

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20041012p2a00m0dm008002c.html Seven people were found dead in a car in Saitama Prefecture early Tuesday, minutes before two more bodies were discovered under similar circumstances in a vehicle in Kanagawa Prefecture, in what appeared to be group suicides linked to the Internet, police said. Mainichi Shimbun The car was found in a mountainous area of Minano, Saitama Prefecture. In both incidents, the occupants of the two vehicles appeared to have committed suicide through carbon monoxide poisoning, burning briquettes in portable cooking stoves to release the gas. Only two weeks earlier, four people who apparently met through the Internet were found dead in a rented car about four kilometers away from where the car in Saitama was found. They, too, appeared to have committed suicide through carbon monoxide poisoning. Police investigators said there was a possibility the victims in the latest incidents had also met through a suicide-related site on the Internet. If the incidents were related to the Internet, it would be the largest group suicide of its kind in Japan, police said. Police said a Saitama Prefectural Police officer found seven young people dead in a rented van in Minano, Saitama Prefecture, at about 6:10 a.m. on Tuesday, after a friend of one of the victims contacted law enforcers saying that one of his friends might have committed suicide. One of the victims had apparently sent a cell phone e-mail to the friend hinting that he was going to kill himself. Inside the vehicle were the bodies of four men and three women. All of the victims were thought to be either in their teens or 20s. Police found four portable clay cooking stoves inside the car, each of which contained burned briquettes. The windows of the vehicle were sealed with vinyl tape. Five minutes after the first vehicle was found, police found two young women dead in a vehicle at the entrance of a shrine in Yokosuka, Kanagawa Prefecture, in almost exactly the same circumstances. Police concluded they had committed suicide after finding two portable cooking stoves containing briquettes inside the vehicle. One of the victims was aged 21 and the other was 27, police said. A note found after the discovery of the women's bodies read, "We planned this together. This is not a criminal incident." Police said that the number of group suicides of young people who have met through the Internet has soared since it was reported in February last year that a man and two women gassed themselves to death using a portable cooking stove in Saitama Prefecture. Police statistics show that 34 people died in 12 group suicide incidents last year. This year, 11 people had died in five incidents as of June. On Oct. 5, four women aged between 21 and 34 tried to commit suicide by burning briquettes in the Tokyo suburb of Okutama, but police managed to arrive in time and save them. Japanese "suicide applicant" sites aimed at people thinking of taking their lives are common. They contain information from around Japan on methods of committing suicide and places to do it. When several people who want to commit suicide appear, they reportedly choose a time and place, and decide on the members who will take part. The comments people write include statements and questions like "Are there any women who would like to help and die with me?" "I want to know a sure way of dying peacefully," and "I've got the car and the briquettes ready." The four people who committed suicide together in September reportedly exchanged messages on the Internet saying they were looking for others to die with them. (Mainichi Shimbun, Japan, Oct. 12, 2004)

By Sally Tomkins Men can get a lot more lovin' when they know the five things a guy should never say to a lady when he's hoping to get a little action in the sack. "You'll be surprised to hear what the no-nos are," says psychologist Dr. David Morel, whose exciting new book, Gentlemen, Start Your Engines, is set for a Christmas release. Here are a few examples: 1. "I think fat babes are hot." Even when you are sincere, it sounds contrived and insulting. Better to say, "You're pretty AND smart! Wow!" 2. "You remind me of my mother." This is fine if you're talking about the home-cooked dinner your prospective lover prepared for you. But saying it before a roll in the hay is downright creepy. 3."My boss says you're a tiger in bed -- and so does my brother!" Women have little interest in men who treat them as simple sex objects. Better to say, "I hear good things about you." 4."After we do it I'll take you to McDonalds." The suggestion that your lady is a "hamburger whore" doesn't sit well with most women. 5."When is the last time you took a bath?" Questions like this are jarring and can be taken as a vicious snub. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/how_to/61525

By that Burger King commercial where the "king" is sitting in bed with that guy... For some reason.. that commercial skeers me..

Wong & Zero.. I'll try that also when I get home. Thanks.

I called last night... 3 hours later.. they still had not come on the line (I was working at home with the speaker phone on). I'll try again tonight.

Yea.. I have the SBC DSL disk and it stops and says it can't find the modem. It's probably defective. I told you guys I would eff this up.