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ROTFLMAO!!!

Oh hell no... edit that right now!!

Oo.. I wana play.. Willie Harris = Rickey Henderson Jr.. . They're both African American...

Nice try kiddo.. but...

BABE RUTH!! If ya can't beat 'em...

Maybe it's tourette posting syndrome. All is well.. things are quiet.. and then.. all of a sudden.. BAM... CITO GASTON JR!!

So this thread is really about Cotts..?? Am I the only one lost here..?

Far be it from us to question your opinions... it's your delivery that stinks. JMO...

You're.. kinda.. rude.

No.. it's done. No decision. No more deliberations. They have been excused from the court. The good news is that the state has made it clear they will go after him again on the reckless charge. The guys was drunk and waving a loaded gun... how is that not reckless...?? Charge 1 - Aggravated manslaughter - NOT GUILTY Charge 2 - Reckless manslaughter 2nd degree - ND Charge 3 - Possession of a weapon for unlawful purpose - NOT GUILTY Charge 4 - Aggravated assault - NOT GUILTY COUNT 5- GUILTY (ACDF) COUNT 6 -GUILTY (EGI) COUNT 7- GUILTY (D) COUNT 8- GUILTY (A)

Did you guys know about this..? Jayson shot his dog, too! But, jury won't get to hear it SOMERVILLE, N.J. - Former Nets superstar Jayson Williams has killed before - blowing the head off his own pet Rottweiler, prosecutors charged yesterday. Williams executed his dog Zeus in a fit of fury after losing a $100 bet to former teammate Dwayne Schintzius. Then Williams reloaded the double-barreled shotgun, aimed the weapon at Schintzius, and demanded, "Shinbone, get this f-----' dog off my porch or you're next," according to a sworn statement. The incident occurred Aug. 8, 2001, at Williams' estate in Alexandria Township after a night of drinking at the nearby Mountain View Chalet - the same place where he drank heavily before fatally shooting limo driver Costas (Gus) Christofi six months later, on Feb. 14, 2002. But jurors in Williams' manslaughter trial won't get to hear about Zeus; after a pretrial hearing, Judge Edward Coleman ruled testimony from Schintzius would be overly prejudicial. Schintzius told investigators the incident began when he bet Williams $100 that he could drag Zeus out of the house, despite the animal's supposed ability to respond to attack commands given in German. Assistant prosecutor Katharine Errickson said that after Schintzius, who has played for the Nets, Indiana Pacers, Los Angeles Clippers and Boston Celtics, dragged the dog outside by its hind legs, he demanded his payoff. Schintzius said he assumed Williams went upstairs to get the $100. Instead, Williams, 35, returned with a double-barreled shotgun, firing expansive Williams estate. In arguing to keep the testimony from the jury, which will be selected from a pool of 64 on Monday, defense attorney Joseph Hayden called the Schintzius story "highly inflammatory" and "a strategic attempt by the prosecution to smear Mr. Williams in the eyes of the jury and deny him a fair trial." Williams' father, E.J. Williams, issued a statement yesterday calling Schintzius "unstable" and branding his story "a blatant lie." http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gos...7p-141641c.html

Uhhh.. no. Not even close.

And it's totally professional to yap to the press about clubhouse issues... ? The press who likely made this out to be 500 times worse than it is. JMO..

Yep. That's the first time I saw his gun collection..

Just unreal... :headshake

Got away with it... Not guilty of manslaughter.

The questions were bulls***, IMO.

Calls.. Joe from Southside says he supports JR loves the park, ST holder.. yawn... but.. too much distractions during the game... That guy was a moron. Nice screeners there.. Brian in the car.. loves the park (JR says there are more plans coming.. But... you said you'd give up all Bulls wins for 1 WS, doesn't see it happening... JR's response.. "Did you see the Marlins & Angels winning...? Anything can happen. We have 3 quality starters" Mike downtown.. die hard.. bla.. bla.. bla.. complained about parking??? My God.. are these guys friggin nuts?? What parking problem?? I'm there 40+ times a year and I have NEVER had an issue..? JR's response.. cops control the traffic not the Sox. My answer to those who have troubles... leave earlier Tim on the Northside... Kenny did something nice for a kid.. :puke Next.... Alex in a car.. I can't understand what this guy is saying.. talking like he's got rocks in his mouth Rudy.. Cub fan... complained about not being able to buy a ticket during a rain delay last year. IMO.. this guy is full of s***. Guys... IMO.. nice fluff piece, but the callers seemed to be plants.

#10 cracks me up!!

Talk or yell too much. Think laryngitis.

Good club. Should compete well. Pinella called Ozzie a "good manager" over dinner with Jerry and Hawk Got a phone call.... Jerry very surprised by Uribe Credits Kenny completely with Loaiza pickup Media never takes accountability - doesn't admit when wrong Regarding last years KC attack being brought up again.. "every ballpark has it happen.. added security" Laughed about Ligue's latest troubles (turns out it was his friends bosses car ) Regarding Boyer.. "since he knows him he's comfortable with him, thinks he did a sensational job". Sox job called a promotion. Gallas "resigned" not fired. Jerry said MJ made him "crazy" Some Bulls talk.. yawn... Commercial break

Charges against Michael Jackson Count 1 Conspiracy to commit child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion Counts 2-5 Committing lewd acts against a child under the age of 14 with the intent of arousing, appealing to and gratifying the lust, passions and sexual desires of the child and the defendant Count 6 Attempt to commit a lewd act against a child, in which he willfully, unlawfully and lewdly attempted to have the child commit a lewd and lascivious act upon and with the defendant’s body with the intent of arousing, appealing to and gratifying the lust, passions and sexual desires of the child and the defendant Counts 7-10 Administering an intoxicating agent to assist in the commission of a felony, in this case, using alcohol to assist in the commission of child molestation

Copy if the grand jury indictment http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0430041jacko1.html

This one is pretty funny Things to do while in the bathroom stall 1. Stick your hand under the stall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say, “Uh-Oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.” 5. Drop a marble and say, “Oh my God! My glass eye!” 6. Say, “Dang this water is cold!” 7. Grunt and strain for 30 seconds and then drop a canelope into the toilet bowl and sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, “Now how did that get here?” 9. Say, “Humus. Reminds me of humus.” 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls and say, “Whoa, easy boy!” 11. Say, “Interesting, more floaters than sinkers.” 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor and say, ”Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?” 13. Say, “C’mon Mr. Happy, don’t fall asleep on me now!” 14. Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a magot!” 15. Say, “Dang, I knew that drain hole looked a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?” 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay your “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!” 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing “Born Free.”

"Warm beer" Maurice...? Sweet man.