Steff

No worries today.. the "baby" is nice and snug under her blankie in the garage.. :headshake Heaven for bid she get rained on... :puke

What did he do..?

1. I support Howard. That is all. Seacrest... OUT!

The Yankees and Boston Red Sox (news) will get more than $100,000 each, the team executive said, also on condition of anonymity. Most of the other 13 teams playing at home that weekend will get about $50,000 apiece, the team executive said. Parkes said the amount a team receives depends on the level of its participation. Geoffrey Ammer, president of marketing for the Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group, was not immediately available for comment, spokesman Steve Elzer said. Maybe they are participating more..?

"Everybody in the whole cell block .." "We figured, what the heck he's going to be in there anyway .." An ecstatic Anderson Lee of Paramount pictures spoke with reporters about the upcoming remake of the 1957 classic, Jail House Rock. In the original movie a young, talented singer, played by Elvis Presley, found himself in jail. But that boy COULD sing and soon young Elvis found himself "rock'n" his fellow cellmates every night, singing, dancing, and celebrating before getting handcuffed, dragged away and locked in his cell until morning. "The only difference between the original Elvis version and our new, Michael version is ..", Lee explained, "Elvis eventually got OUT. Michael's not" He went on to add, "Of course that situation does open the door to possible future sequels .. .. maybe Jailhouse Tango or Jailhouse Fox Trot AND as Mr Jackson ages behind bars over the years, who knows, maybe even Jailhouse Bingo Night." Elvis, still alive somewhere on this planet was "unavailable" for comment. However, word in the chat rooms is that the King of Rock did warn the King of Pop via Instant Messenger that if he ever so much as THINKS about Lisa Marie again, he, Elvis, will personally CLIMB out of his "dadgum" coffin, track down the King of Pop, no matter whatever penitentiary he might be living in and .. (expletive deleted) Jackson's (expletive deleted) !! Jackson, when asked if he was excited about doing the new Jailhouse movie told reporters, "Well .. since I'm going to be in there ANYway .." http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i3327

$2.39 a gallon for the Vette. :puke

I know several of them. Mario's from last year is up there, too.

Thanks DK.

Unlike the mess that Jim started yesterday.. This one is pretty good. http://35thstreetmess.blogspot.com/

Oh sweet geezus... Royce Clayton... :puke

But they're gettin' it done...

Stench Leads to 200 Animals in Apartment Thu May 6, 4:53 AM ET Add Top Stories - AP to My Yahoo! GERMANTOWN, Wis. - It was a stench of decay that caused authorities to search an apartment in suburban Milwaukee. They found a home crawling with life: About 200 creatures — including alligators, scorpions and carnivorous beetles — formed a bizarre menagerie kept alive by a woman who fed them roadkill. "The smell was just unbelievable," said William Mitchell, a state conservation warden who found about 70 ducks cramped in a basement pen with droppings covering the floor. "It was really stinking. ... It made my eyes water." Neighbors had complained about the foul smell. Animal carcasses were in a freezer and decaying carcasses were in an adjacent garage. Among the dead animals were raccoons, rabbits, opossums and squirrels. Jamie L. Verburgt, the apartment resident, was given two state citations for possessing game animals out of season, Mitchell said. Verburgt's phone number is unlisted. "She said they were car kills," Mitchell said. "I warned her that it is illegal to take dead animals off the side of a road. ... The dead animals were used to feed the live animals, and some were given to flesh-eating beetles." Among the other live animals found were snakes, rats, turtles and toads. The live animals were seized by the Washington County Humane Society, pending investigation by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Mitchell said. Mitchell said federal wildlife officials plan to investigate those who sold animals to Verburgt through the Internet. "She intended to sell the animals to pet stores," he said. Verburgt's boyfriend, John Walters, was prosecuted in 2000 for mistreatment of exotic animals. At that time, police found a female cougar, female leopard, silver-tailed fox, monitor lizard, two caracals, a coatimundi, chinchilla and a reticulated python in Walter's apartment in Greenfield, another Milwaukee suburb.

Which also means it's likely to be closed soon.... Just sayin..

Might want to get back to class..

I like "candle handle" better.

I know. Isn't it neat.. Just don't tell lies.. that's not nice.

Sure... BK'ing a few companies.... DUI's... that should all be relevant

That's your opinon.. and you are wrong. Shut the hell up, too

The words are in print for all to read.. And..

Good job. Be sure to visit JUGGER's morals and ethics class.

I didn't bash anything.. I asked you a question.. which you never answered. And where is this accusation I accused you of... please, stop lying. And now you resort to insults. Kiddo.. you might want to get your butt back to class and learn some manners.

Once again.. can you show me where I was calling for him to be gone..?? Don't bother, cause I never said it. If you're going to accuse people of things.. make sure you're not posting a lie.

Paaallleaaasseee.. I MADE that!!

I'm not the one telling people to "shut the hell up" cause I don't agree with them. :dips***

Agree... but when your weapon is your FAST ball and you have no control over it... what's the point in throwing it when it ends up off the plate..?