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mreye

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  1. mreye

    Direct TV...

    Dish Network never went out!
  2. Not cool, Tex. Don't you know you're supposed to be listening to Glenn Miller?
  3. mreye

    Woman Steals Car

    Who steals a '96 Talon anyway?
  4. At a used car lot on the edge of town A liberal guy and a liberal gal Buy a Yugo And they drive with pride 'Cause if there's one thing that this world needs It's environmental friends who'll take the lead In a Yugo They say, "People don't you understand? Those Suburbans are ruining the land!" But they'll wish they had a full-size van one day They're pointing fingers at you and me They say we're too blind to see But do we simply use our heads And choose a better way As those small wheels turn Fifty miles to the gallon and their knees on their chests They're gonna save a lot of gas for all the rest In a Yugo Then one day on the interstate They suddenly lose control They swerve to miss a baby duck And are squashed by an SUV - they're out of luck But they drove with pride And as the crowds drive past the little flat car You know they saved a lot of gas but they didn't get far In a Yugo And as they're trapped inside At a used car lot on the other side of town A liberal guy and a liberal gal Buy a Yugo And they drive with pride
  5. mreye

    Frozen turkey

    Big time idiots. I guess her face is messed up pretty bad. :headshake
  6. mreye

    Woman Steals Car

    Good point, Tex. But it's an awesome story!
  7. I agree that there is an extreme Christian right that are of their rockers - bombing abortion clinics, holding the gay sign at the funeral. But, they are not the majority and are not the ones "ruling" the country.
  8. May as well be since we pay all the bills.
  9. I guess I should have read ahead.
  10. That's a big statement, Jim. How many "Religious Righties" have beheaded someone? Flew planes into a building? Suicide bombed? Dragged burned bodies through the streets? You make me sick.
  11. I think you two are taking this a little too seriously. It's parody for crying out loud. Relax. :rolly
  12. But you complain in a condescending manner like above. It gets old.
  13. OK, sorry. I'm still pissed off about it.
  14. Did I tell you about that Dem strategist on MSNBC or CNN, I can't remember which talking about how the DNC needs to reach out to fly-over country and figure out why they don't connect with us? I screamed at the TV: "You can start by knocking off the "fly-over country" bulls***, asshole!"
  15. http://www.nationalreview.com/moore/moore200411170839.asp
  16. mreye

    ABCCBSNBC

    Oh come on. There's never been a "conflict of interest" similar to this on the other side, huh?
  17. Oh man, I set you up for that.
  18. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...dc&e=3&ncid=757
  19. mreye

    ABCCBSNBC

    That's funny. You think he really feels bad or is just pissed that he didn't get the scoop?
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