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mreye

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  1. Do you know what a comma is?
  2. I'm a whiny business exec? I never used it, I probably never will, but the peoblem I had with it is a rogue politician doing whatever he wants. Where's the checks and balances? He hardly took any heat over it.
  3. Yeah, you're right. He didn't know anything about Miegs Field. :rolly
  4. That's what everybody always asks me. It wasn't.
  5. The Doctor that worked on me told me all kinds of funny lawn mower stories. About guys pick up a push mower and walking down either side of a row of hedges and using it as a trimmer and one guy tripping and the mower fell on his chest. Two other guys doing the same thing and put their fingers underneath to pick it up and both of them lost the tips of all eight fingers. I didn't feel so dumb after hearing all that.
  6. This isn't just about Kerry/Bush. The Dems didn't win a single Senate seat south of the Mason/Dixon line.
  7. You're in the mood today, huh? I love it when you get this way!
  8. Oh boy. This is gonna get good! [rubbing hands together]
  9. I was pushed down the stairs by a retarded (literally) cousin when I was two. My mom didn't notice that I wasn't using my arm for a few days. I cut off my left big toe in a lawn mower in '96. It's a great conversation piece at the bars.
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    Oops!

    Can you see the scene when this guy landed? "Um, son, come on in and have a seat..." Disclaimer: I laugh because no on got hurt, thankfully.
  11. mreye

    2004 Census

    He wanted to find out if you had any quality electronics equipment in your home.
  12. Now that's the best thing I've heard!
  13. I took Wednesday off work and I saw I guy that morning talking about how "We Dems need to reach out to all those red states. Look at the map and how red "fly-over" country is." I thought, "You can start by not calling us "fly-over country, asshole!" I'm so sick of that!
  14. Maybe "the voices" told him.
  15. I hate entrance poles. I ran into one on my way in to vote this morning. My head still hurts. Yeah, I know...terrible. :puke
  16. Maybe within striking distance of winning the Presidency.
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