Some radio announcer from Milwaukee was on the score and he said they should have brought out an ambulance and instead of using a stretcher, put the sausage in a bun and carried her off.
By the way, for the record, I didn't think this was funny, and with her being so close to the dugout, it could have been far worse. I just think it was a dumb decision that was meant to be funny. Bad judgement? Of course. Assault? Absolutely not.