FlaSoxxJim

What vanity? I own a lighter and it is b****in'

Persephone and Pluto shared a pomegranate penchant one night. I realize I'm mixing my Greek and Roman pantheons, but the song called for the alliteration.

Unbelievably, none of you has complimented me on my b****in' lighter.

So. . . what is the 4 supposed to represent?

Quantity Over Quality. Onward!

Just you wait until next year! kill me

Figures. I blame Zoltan. Gaaaah! Hell!

dang

Blasted arthritis I reckon. Crud

Zoltan could predict your future and tur4n you Big.

Usually I'm just happy I still can move. Shut up, that's why as Rex would say.

Second R in the alphabet is my favorite one too!

Really have to be encouraging in the early going, so get ready to smile and choke down some nasty stuff.

Now where do you think the experts start out from anyway? Junior Tex could turn out to be the next Michelangelo of beer!

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Oct 14, 2009 -> 08:44 AM) Or just modify it so that she's giving the finger instead of holding a torch. Give me your hungry, your tired your poor Ill piss on em That's what the Statue of Bigotry says Your poor huddled masses, lets club 'em to death And get it over with and just dump em on the boulevard -- Lou Reed

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 14, 2009 -> 08:49 AM) I think I will order the book for his birthday in early December and assemble a home brew kit for Christmas. He will still be in a dorm for a couple weeks after his birthday. Like that plan a lot and you guys can spec out a brew works together that way. I started homebrewing in a college dorm and it was a miserable experience, trying to boil wort on hot plates and in hot pots. . . aarrgghh!

QUOTE (3E8 @ Oct 14, 2009 -> 12:10 AM) Very funny and point taken, but Trane is up there with an elite few musicians so most everyone else will lose that unfair comparison.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 13, 2009 -> 11:19 PM) Exactly what I was thinking. Also, I need a beer brewing kit recommendation for my son's 21st birthday. Have a look at the newest edition of Charlie Papazian's New Complete Joy of Homebrewing and go from there. Do not under any circumstances bother with a Mr. Beer r a Beer Machine or any of those other cr@p turnkey sets — especially the ones that suggest you don't even need to boil the wort. If you have a decent homebrew shop by you they will set you up beautifully with everything you need to get started. If not, I'll send you my online recommendations.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Oct 13, 2009 -> 11:16 PM) Details please? Gorgeous Colibri Enterprise three-jet cigar lighter that my wife bought me for my birthday several years ago, Makes me wish I had more time now and again to enjoy a good cigar.

Also, nearly 20% of canadians and more than 40% of mexicans admitted to hospitals for swine flu in their countries died. Haven't seen US stats yet.

Actually I own the single greatest lighter known to man.

Psychotic Reaction — Michael Powers Banks of the Hudson — Black 47 Ladies & Gentlemen — The Eben Levy Disaster Relief Fund Let It Be (Naked Version) — Beatles Experimental Love — Flaxx Live at Java's Easter Theatre — xtc Rancho Exotica — Truus De Groot When Things Was Cheap — NRBQ I'll Tell Me Ma — Van Morrison & The Chieftains Mammon — Todd Rundgren Bonus: Jilted John — Jilted John

5. Evolution of opposable thumbs, upright locomotion, verbal communication, and other uniquely human traits. 4. Harnessing of fire by humans. 3. Invention/perfecting of the wheel. 2. Survival of Homo sapiens evolutionary line as the competitive dominants over the remainder of contemporary hominid lines. 1. Creation of the Mai Tai cocktail by Victor "Trader Vic" Bergeron in 1944.

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Oct 13, 2009 -> 12:23 PM) I kind of regret telling Flasox several pages earlier that it would renew his faith in the horror business. Buddy, if I go see this now and it sucks you're in for it!

QUOTE (lostfan @ Oct 13, 2009 -> 11:54 AM) Boobs are replaceable. Find another set. Funny, that is EXACTLY the advice I gave to a buddy when he was anguishing over whether or not to get a divorce.