Jack Parkman

QFT.

I really like him. I have zero idea why everyone writes him off as a LOOGY. I think he could stick in the rotation. Reminds me of a poor man's Chris Sale.

I hope it doesn't deter them from continuing to draft those types though. They need to continue to take those risks in the 2nd-3rd round. Eventually, they'll hit on some.

This loss is exhibit A for why Renteria shouldn't be managing the Sox in 2019. 100% on Renteria.

Good call. Meh. Get 'em tomorrow boys.

Renteria=Trash.

When he's on, Minaya is fine but when he's off he gets lit up like a pinball machine. This is one of those times he gets lit up like a pinball machine. .

I think we can pencil him into an 8th inning LHP role. Love his stuff. I hope he can stay healthy.

Yeah, that would be either Stanton or Judge.

jankees fans are happy. Makes me angry.

Well, there's that gopherball everyone was talking about. Andujar should play 1B for the Yanks.

In the Bronx, the natives are getting restless. I Love every minute of it. Bunch of entitled fucks.

I changed it. I had no idea what the hell they were saying. I looked at it and saw what I wrote and said, "Nah, that can't be the lyrics" That is what it sounds like they're saying though.

LOL. So true.

I hope they can split with Boston and win today, that will give me something to believe in. (cue the Bravery)

Cue Manfred Mann. IDK what the hell they're saying in that song.

If they can keep it up for the remainder of the season, it will remind us of the 2014 Cubs. Then Eloy comes up and we're ready to rock and roll on Tax Day 2019.

Is this just fantasy?

One more hit please. It's fun to win. I'm bummed Hawk is retiring just in time for what should be the golden age of White Sox baseball. EDIT: Little Nicky!!! Yessss.

Wow, could Engel actually be figuring out how to hit???

Yay, more hits for Moncada!

Medeiros 3 IP 0H 1BB 5K so far.

Please Oakland, will you take Shields off our hands? Pretty Please?

This is exactly what I was referring to with the "attitude issues." I think he only did enough while here to get his cash in FA, then he was actually going to play elsewhere.

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