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refresh my mammories... what's the sandman's history and why does he like putting people to sleep?

Congrats dude! Here's to many more!

Mike, I've known you since back in the ESPN days. Congrats from Miss PA and Me. Hope to see you in the future.

for the record, there a bunch of people I do enjoy coming into the bank.

1, 2, 3

some people have no class

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 4, 2005 -> 10:07 AM) There's got to be an award for the most times a poster completely fails to do any research before making stupid ass comments. It's called the "Israel4ever award"

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 4, 2005 -> 12:34 PM) If that were true, I wouldn't be here. shut up...you're the man

another case of affirmative action....

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 4, 2005 -> 12:29 PM) Mrs. Southsider is in labor, dilated just about half way. Moving along nicely. wow, congrats...

sounds like war to me....

You'd hope that anyone could get into a van full of US soldiers without being raped regardless of the amount of alcohol...save maybe Osama Bin Laden. Soldiers are expected to be disciplined, but maybe not putting salt peeter into their eggs at basic training might help. I'd be pissed if I couldn't get erection for two months.

Oprah Killed by Tom Cruise....so tragic. shocking footage.

QUOTE(knightni @ Nov 4, 2005 -> 01:28 AM) I tried that Wizard of Oz/Dark Side of the Moon thing. It never synched for me. That's the point. The main audio channel on the DVD would be Darkside of the moon, and if you really wanted to watch the real movie for some unknown reason, you'd select the alternative audio channel.

at the bank we refer to customers as numbers based on this list.

*sigh* being a mod is so passe' edit: bye the weigh....congradulasions

This is an original piece of work by PA. It documents over 5 years of working with the public. It is a list of my favorite types of customers. Some explanation may be needed for some, others will be painfully obvious. 1) The Déjà Vu aka “I swear I’ve seen you here before” aka "one bank visit per day please" 2) The Phone Booth aka “Please go ahead and make your call” 3) The Wind Talker aka “I’m sorry, but I’ll need a Navajo Indian to decipher this code” 4) The Lewis and Clark aka “On the way to finally determining the answer to your question, I discovered the Pacific Ocean” 5) The Sprinter aka “Roger Bannister was really just trying to make a deposit at his bank” 6) The Migrant Worker aka “Como Se Dice, “Let’s see your Green Card?”” 7) The Soccer Mom aka “The Queen of the Universe” aka "the world revolves around this middle aged white female" 8) The Grumpy Old Man/Woman aka “Apparently Age does justify being an a-hole” 9) The Deceiver aka “I’ve been doing this for months now” aka "I'll say anything to get you to cash my check" 10) The Defiler “What could you have possibly eaten and/or done to make this bathroom look and smell this way?” aka "the reason we say our bathrooms are marked "private" 11) The Jail Bait aka “Seventeen…oh, seventeen” 12) The Stink Bug aka “Heavy Disinfectant required post-transaction” 13) The Tobacconist aka “I live in, near, or operate my business around or in an ash tray or spittoon” 14) The Line Jumper aka “Step right up, I wasn’t doing anything important anyway” aka "the ropes are there for a reason, please use them" 15) The Mind Reader aka “Oh, so that’s what you meant by leaving the deposit slip blank” 16) The Purse Plop aka “This make take a few days” aka "Nomadic Tribes carry less with them than what you have in your huge ass purse" 17) The Account Hostage aka “You better do this or the Account is gonna get it!” aka "I probably have a serious history of overdrafts and low balances, but you better do what I say or I'll close my accounts!" (Please do) 18) The Life Story aka “The Pandora’s Box of story tellers” aka "twenty minutes later I still don't care about your scuba diving trip in Barbados" 19) The Perfect Accountant aka “My sticky notes and mangled credit card receipts are clearly more accurate than your expensive electronic computer database” 20 a) The Stare-er aka “Are you worried that I’m gonna run out the front door with your checks, or am I that attractive/ugly to you?” 20 B) The Stare-er’s Kid aka “I know you want a stupid lolli-pop, but now you’re not gonna get one because you won’t stop staring at me…I hope you learned your lesson” 21) The Leaner aka “Trust me, there aren’t government secrets or racey pictures on the computer screen…please back away from the desk” I hope you enjoyed the fruits of my work. Gawd I hate working with the public.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Nov 3, 2005 -> 11:21 PM) Wait......Oompa Loompa's aren't real!?!?!? haha, so that's how you spell that??!?!?! gawd, phonetics suck

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Nov 3, 2005 -> 10:16 PM) God damn. They already get disrespected because they're short. No need to mis-spell their names too! note to soxfan....they're not real...until then I can spell it anyway I fuggin want to...

QUOTE(sec159row2 @ Nov 3, 2005 -> 08:38 PM) as they say "loose lips sink ships" and ya don't talk about what the CIA does cause the CIA does "dirty work" ...ya don't talk about agents 'cause it could endanger lives ... and ya don't talk about countries that help us cause it could also endanger lives... bush has to have enemies in the CIA that stuff like this gets out... I can't wait till bush is gone cause then we'll have world peace, palestine living peacefully with isreal, gas will be free, jobs will be aplenty, and the world will never have another natural disaster... you forgot dinosaurs.... they'll become unextinct.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 3, 2005 -> 08:27 PM) Yeah, I am already covered as PA is my personal b****. he lives in a fantasy world. I keep my b**** duties completely professional and at work. Texsox however....

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 3, 2005 -> 08:24 PM) WHERE IS THE LINK!?!?!??!?!?!?!? PM me.

Try Soxtalk.com.... Jason or Alex are due for a lackey.

Just so you know, I'm selling a glass of Juice on Ebay... in case anyone was thirsty.

Is that the one with Johnny Depp and the ompalompahs?