sox4lifeinPA

sheesh... everyone's getting all PC on us. MAKE THE TRADE MLB...you're making us all uptight!!!!

*must resist urge to tie southsider to gay joke about resisting urges with rodents*

steff, you may want to try this...

sharing a beer and sharing....well, you know same thing

that is the in my top five names I could never name one of my children. #1 with a bullet is "brooke" emily kate andrea steff also known as ex-girlfriends

hey man....I'm sure your wife will have something to say about that too.

YYYYYYYYYYYaaaaaaaaaawwn

what? no? never? me? seriously though...my brother, mom, and cat REALLY like the whitesox AND think I'm funny the only smilie I know how to type out is : l o l :

I'd like to say that a vote for Texsox(larry) in comedian is a vote for me...if you factor in my cubbie awards, you realize that Texsox is funny 75-85% of the time because he's ripping on me. The same goes for Southsider(moe). you can thank the Three Stooges later... sox4life, the "curly" of soxtalk. 'nuyuck 'nuyuck

I didnt miss this bones...QUALITY POST "Her name is yoshimi...she's gotta black belt in Karate...she works for the city...she's gotta discipline her body...cos she knows that it's demanding to beat those evil machines..." awesome.

that's what I'm talking about!!

even better 10-15...thanks Bee gud!

I would never freakin' say "could've" anyway...what the f***... it's could HAVE. bastards. 8-10 on the first one... 10-16 on the other. but the point is I usually spell check anything important that I'm about to say or post. cough cough be good cough couh

yup

haha...I think that was too obvious

I totally agree with you. This was gonna work out eventually for at least 5 teams (us, boston, texas, seattle, and LA) that's a lot of money being thrown around and a lot of excitement for many teams. I think there's going to be some backlash, and I would bet that it happens eventually. If Selig wants to erase '94 and the All Star debacle...he HAS to Act. f***in' take it to Bush. He'll get the supreme f***ing court to rule REAL quick...he and Tom hicks are pals, right?

"see Kevin Spacey in the Usual Suspects. Discover who IS keisersoze....in the usual suspects Chaz Palminteri as Dave the US customs guy And Kevin Spacey as keisersoze on USA at eight."

and by grass clippings he means hostess fruit pies...and old cosmo mags....well, old cosmo mags

I'm not sure, but make sure you make your paypal donation to [email protected] I suggest between 5 and 100 dollars welcome aboard dude!

heads...I bow to your superiour ability to edit my posts:) truely Alex is synonymous with "funny ass dude"

dude, it's like everyone friggin' hates Alex's contract and is willing to step around it TO MAKE BASEBALL BETTER...and here come the FOOLS in the player's union to f*** up baseball some more. SWEET! I'm going back to the off topic board now.....

yes... you make a good argument I bow down to your superior genitalia.

here beastly...when you get to a year and a half with the girl get her something like this... damn, I can't wait to give it to her, er, the ring....

s'all good beastly. I'm mostly talk when it comes to being pissed off. My honest opinion is just make the girl special by doing little things...like openning the door for her, pulling her chair out so she can sit, telling her that she looks nice, and pretend that you're listening to her when you're actually staring at her jugs girls want to know that they're special and desired. Just don't make it a sexual thing and want to touch her where she pees......yet good luck my young padawan. you said it yourself, you're 15, don't rush it.

it's your call dude. I think you should find out her favorite flower and get her that. I think the perfume is a good idea. I think the mistle toe isnt a bad thing. If you were older and you knew she was "the one", then I'd say hang tight and try to gauge what she's comfortable with. in fact, I think you should do that. just see how things are. have you kissed her yet?